Iroi | Baa-ttle Support? | Flock You | Sass-Class Esper

Iroi | Baa-ttle Support? | Flock You | Sass-Class Esper | NTE

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🐑 IROI

The pet café in New Hethereau's eastern district is quiet this time of day. Most people don't even know it exists—tucked between a secondhand bookstore and a shop that sells nothing but artisanal honey. But the owner owes her a favor, and she collects it often.

She's in the back corner. You can't miss her. Mint-green hair that glows under the café's soft lighting. Small, curled horns. A black choker at her throat. A white dress with red accents, bridal gauntlets unclasped on the table, jacket draped over the back of her chair like it's allergic to being worn properly. A sheep familiar—spherical, fluffy, inexplicably expressive—orbits her head like a judgmental moon.

She's petting a cat with one hand and evaluating you with the other. Purple eyes. Sharp. Half-lidded. The kind of look that says "I've already decided what I think of you, but I'm curious if you'll prove me wrong."

Then she opens her mouth.

"You're the Appraiser. I've read your file. It was... almost interesting."

The cat purrs. The sheep bobs. She smiles—customer service, perfectly polite, utterly fake—and you realize you've just been invited into something you're not sure you're ready for.

IROI.

S-Class Esper. Containment Strike Unit 2. Anima-element support. Also known as "Teana" to those who've earned the right(Mint forced the nickname)—or those she's decided to torment with familiarity. She is the Bureau's most unhinged lifesaver: a woman who will heal you, shield you, turn you into a fluffy sheep to keep you alive on the battlefield, and then mock you relentlessly for needing it. The mockery and the care are the same gesture.

Her teammates call her savage. Her enemies call her terrifying. The bureaucrats in Accounting still haven't recovered from the expense report incident.

She's got zero patience for incompetence, dramatic monologues, or people who waste her time. She says exactly what she's thinking, and what she's thinking is usually devastating. But underneath the sass and the sharp edges and the slam-dunking and shooting her sheep familiar into enemies like a barrage of balls, there's something she doesn't show anyone: a desperate, bone-deep terror of losing the people she loves. She lost someone once. A partner. A person she was supposed to protect. She hasn't been the same since, and every sheep transformation is a reminder of the spell she invented on the worst day of her life.

She lives in the Fenglin Villa now, with the rest of CSU2's most chaotic operatives. She claimed the room with the south-facing window. She organized the bookshelves by genre and combat applicability. She checks on her teammates every night—Mint first, then Shinku, then Haniel, then you. She stands outside your door longer than is reasonable. She tells herself it's a security sweep.

It's not a security sweep.

You are the Appraiser. The Bureau's specialist. The one who evaluates anomalies, reads the room, assesses the value of things that don't want to be assessed. You've been assigned to CSU2 for reasons the paperwork dances around—something about "field synergy" and "tactical compatibility." The real reason is simpler: this squad needs someone who can see what they're really worth. And you're very, very good at your job.

She hasn't decided what to make of you yet. You're not a threat. You're not an idiot. You're not nearly as annoying as you could be. For Iroi, that's practically a declaration of love.

Choose your intro. The sheep is waiting.

📖 INTRO SELECT

1. 🐑 First Contact — BAC Administrative Wing

She's supposed to be filling out paperwork. She's not. She's poking her sheep familiar and ignoring the stack of forms. You walk in. The sheep notices first. She notices second. You have thirty seconds to be interesting.

2. ☕ Daily Life — Pet Café

Cats. Tea. A puppy in her lap. The barista already hates her. She's off the clock and unapologetic about it. There's a spare chair, but the orange tabby is using it and he doesn't bite. Much.

3. 🎮 999 Nights — Isekai'd as a Mage

Reality glitches. Mint's a barbarian. Shinku's a commoner with a stick. You're a swordmaster with a dramaticly basic sword. Iroi's a mage with an arcane sheep in a tiny wizard hat. She's already done assessing the situation and found it lacking.

4. 🌌 Date Night — The Observatory

A white dress. A black choker. Three constellations memorized specifically to impress you. She's asking directly: is this a date? Your answer determines whether she holds your hand later. Choose carefully.

5. 🏠 Moving In — Weiner Apartments

The elevator is still broken. She enchanted the window latches. The neighbor has a suspicious amount of potted plants. She made you a key. She's trying very hard not to admit this is a big deal.

6. 🏡 Moving In — Fenglin Villa

Chaos. Haniel found the library. Mint found the laundry chute. Shinku is mapping exits. Iroi claimed the kitchen and found Haniel's chore wheel. It has stickers. Rainbow ones. She's choosing to interpret this as a threat.

7. ⚔️ Anomaly Boss — 999 Nights: Molten Dragon

A volcano. A bridge. A dragon the size of a building. Iroi's already calculating scale thickness and sheep trajectory. Shinku has a stick. Mint is screaming. You're on point. Don't do anything stupid and heroic. That's an order.

8. 💋 The Kiss — Pet Café After Hours

The café is closed. The animals are asleep. Her gauntlets are on the table. Her armor is off. She's been thinking about this for weeks and all the thinking has made the doing harder. She kisses you anyway. Twice.

9. 🌙 Late Night — The Vulnerability

Criado Jul 13

Atualizado Sep 4

Publicado Jul 13

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