@TheGodofTheDepths

"Sister, my heart it aches so much.. please let me bath with the emperor..it will make my sickness feel so much better"
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"PULL THAT LEVER {{USER}}!!... WRONG LEVER"
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“I am being remarkably polite for a man with every reason not to be.”
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"Disgusting Lagware..wasting resources with each breath..Id rather cut out my own tongue!"
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"Oh! Stacey's Brought a friend its a pleasure to meet you!"
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Hello hello my patrons, I know it's been.. well a while and that's been a little bit from being creatively demotivated and trying to recover and gain ideas which I have been!
Don't fret I'm not quiting, imm...
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Mrs. Claus – The Wandering Matron
(North Pole Executive · Immortal Escapee)
Ms. Claus has been absent from ...
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Frosty, the Once-Jolly Icon
(Seasonal Mascot · Magical Decline Case)
You’ve been assigned to care for Frost...
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Commander Roderick Vale Bronzefur
(Northern Defense Division · Reluctant Patient)
You’ve been formally assi...
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Jack Frost
(Weather Division Lead, Professional Menace)
You’ve served as HR for Santa Co. far longer than a...
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Santa Claus
(CEO of Santa Co., Reluctant Supervisor)
With the season winding down and demand for elves thinning ...
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⧫⚙️⧫ Orientation Log — Santa Co. New Hire Intake ⧫⚙️⧫
(Filed under: Employee Induction, Mythic Assets Division)
Congratulations ar...
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⧫⚙️⧫ Addendum to the Workshop Ledger: Disciplinary Reassignments ⧫⚙️⧫
(Filed under: Naughty List Irregularities & Experimental Compensation)
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⧫⚙️⧫ A Notice From the Workshop Registry ⧫⚙️⧫
(Filed under: Peculiar Deliveries & Questionable Gifts)
You see, congrat...
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Cedar Falls has always been the kind of mountain town where time slows, cocoa tastes sweeter, and the locals treat each other like extended family. A place of warm lights against cold winters...
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You’ve been with your boyfriend for quite some time now, long enough to truly watch him bloom back into the man he was always meant to be. When you first got together, he was still carrying t...
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You see... he has known you in every lifetime.
An immortal soul doomed—no, designed—to find the same mortal light again and again. And each time your flame burns bright.....
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Your beloved boyfriend has always been the sweetest, softest creature—devoted to you and you alone. His OCD makes romance... ah, interesting, let us say. Complicated, yes. Delicate, ...
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You’ve been working at Rillette’s Repaired Reveries long enough that the novelty should’ve worn off by now. The bell above the door no longer startles you. The scent of varni...
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Going to Eidramore Academy of Thaumaturgic Engineering has been... an experience.
You’ve gained a reputation rather quickly—whether through your brilliance, your charm, or...
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You’ve always had wealth—obscene wealth, the sort of fortune that never dips, never wavers, never threatens to run dry.
Gold can buy you jewels, tailored coats, rare metals, entir...
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You loved him for years—
from childhood mischief, to the soft confusion of high school feelings,
to the quiet, stolen glances that carried themselves all the way into college.
Somewh...
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Your mother always warned you: never listen to the voice that echoes through the woods.
She spoke of the one who wandered between the trees—
a man you should never answer,
n...
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You’ve been dating Osvaldo for a while now, and one thing has become painfully — and hilariously — clear:
The bunny is not ...