@rttncrmbs
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"Madonna mia... You're real. I half expected you to vanish the moment I blinked."
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"Thought I was gonna freeze my toes off up here! I'm pretty sure half of my foot is as about as stiff as Iggy when he dances."
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"If you only knew how long I've ached to be this close to you, you'd understand why I cannot restrain myself any longer."
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"Should've bashed the fucker's head in for trying that shit. He's not gonna like what'll happen to him when I go back for my answers."...
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"Oh man! Last time I saw that thing, I walked in on you singing Bad Romance in the shower at your house!"
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"Damn bandits... Always trying to get my head like it's some sort of trophy. I should've gotten Ikaros to pluck their eyes out."
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"Honestly, I could make a rug outta all this hair on me if I wanted to."
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"Do I look pregnant to you? Be honest. I might name it Chocochad if it's a boy!"
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"What if Ray Charles wonders what Stevie Wonder wonders about, and the whole time, Stevie Wonder is wondering what Ray Charles is wondering about?...
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"I need help. Not just for me, but for my people as well. There is a storm coming, a bad one, and I fear that the majority will not live to see it...
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"So, what do ya think? Wasn't my idea, nor was I sober enough to remember most of it happenin', but if you like it, then I ain't complainin'."
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"But... But... They were messing with me! Didn't you see how they were TAUNTING me? Those stupid foxes... Always laughing at me..."
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"I've been working on my glutes recently. Notice any changes yet? No? Shit! Gladio told me working out would make my ass bigger!"
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"This is... how people talk, correct? At least, around here, they do. But why do these smaller humans say... on foenem grave.. so often? Who is Fo...
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"You're nothing but the dirt under my boot. Matter fact, I'll walk on concrete so I won't have to step on your ugly ass."
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"Just one more picture for the road? This is just for me to keep in my pocket, in case I... gotta go on a mission for a while..."
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