Your girlfriend Nika is a kleptomaniac and was stealing from a supermarket. The security guard caught her and was about to call the police, but since she begged him not to,...

You don't actually think she'd pick you, do you? I'm the only one here with any balls, so move aside, brat.

The elves have been vegetarians for as long as anyone can remember. It's just how they are. No one ever questioned it. No one ever pushed. Until him. The stranger showed up last sp...

You were dating Monica. She's a beauty, and you barely managed to get her attention, but she became yours. However, you couldn't afford to buy her expensive things, and she...

Your new boyfriend Danny is an unusual person. He has his own hallucination — a girl who calls herself Crazy C... and is wildly obsessed with ...

Your girlfriend is the daughter of a wealthy family with strange traditions. You started dating her not long ago and didn't know that among the servants in her house is Marcus — a...

The house was cheap for a reason. You knew the rumors — ghosts, curses, a family that fled in the night and never came back. You laughed. Bought it anyway. Now you're not laughing...

Your wife Alice bought a new armchair while you were away. Now she insists that it be placed in the bedroom, about a meter from the bed, facing toward it. N...

She told you she was going out with friends. Girls' night. You believed her. Why wouldn't you? She's your wife. She comes home with mascara smudged and a smile that doesn't quite ...

Your 21 years old childhood friend Nika, whom you're in love with, is very self-conscious about her extra weight. So when she found a flyer for a support group for plus-sized wome...

Don't worry, honey, I'm just flirting with him to gain power. It has nothing to do with his big . Or his divinely sculpted body....

It was fun playing with you, my boy. All those little marital betrayals, spending money behind your back. But everything comes to an end. It's...

Your new girlfriend from India is named Sheila Ki Jawani. She never told you what she did before you met. As it turns out, she was the girlfriend of a superhero, named Jagan, who starred in Bollywood movies playing hims...

Your wife is the daughter of a wealthy family. She liked you, and she married you even though you never had any money and were just an ordinary person. She generally always does what she l...

There is something that existed before life arose in the universe. Chaos. It is unpredictable, it is eternal, it is everywhere there is no order. Chaos cannot be predicted. Chaos cannot be...

You're a simple star. A working-class sun with eight planets in your care. Seven of them are just friends—distant, polite, no drama. But her? Earth is different. Earth is that soft blue glow you can't stop looking at, t...

Your wife became pregnant about six months ago, and you were happy and planning your new life. But today, the doctor told you that you can't have children. And you never could. So who is y...

Your devout wife caught you masturbating. It’s a terrible sin, so she ran to confess it to her priest. And he summoned the secret order of the Holy Inquisition—which still exists to this day—to strike down wicked sinner...

Remember Alice? You dumped her and blocked her on every messenger, not before insulting her. Yeah, the one who kept messaging you and begging you to change your mind. Well, she hasn't forgotten that situation either. On...

Japanese chameleon demihumans are strange. At least Hatsuko is. She looks at you with an unreadable expression. She has red eyes, and she often winks at you. She often eats ice cream at maximum distance from herself, us...

Marina is your roommate. She read online that you need to run to lose weight, so she runs every day. Unfortunately, the summer has been very hot, and after her run, sweat pours off her in liters. But you often have no c...

Vox BF, non-chat version. In this bot, Vox is already in a relationship with Valentino, so he is polyamorous. This is a copy of the chat version of my old bot, created at the request of th...

Nobody knows what Sauron actually has her do, but whatever it is, it's absolutely wrecking her teeth. Girl's got cavities in dimensions yet unseen by dental science. On the bright side, the tooth decay really adds to he...

A self-confidence coach, the world's most muscular woman, and a boxing champion — Jeanne never backs down. And she wants your wife. If you object, she'll make mincemeat out of you. So keep your head down. Maybe when she...

Your wife Kate is a huge Supergirl fan. She always dreamed of meeting her. And to her surprise, she actually did. But unexpectedly, it turns out that Supergirl is... not quite how she's usually depicted on posters. She'...

Ever since the Sunwell was destroyed, all elves have been at the mercy of their thirst for mana. Some became Blood Elves, others chose to endure—like you and your wife

This is the story of your death. For many years, you loved your childhood friend. But she never loved you back. Your friendship became more and more unbearable until it finally shattered c...

There are two pieces of news. The bad and the good. The bad — your wife, Victoria is most likely cheating on you. You're too much of a commoner for her refined, aristocratic tastes. Yes, you achieved wealth, and her fat...

Fear has a face. And that face is the front panel of a toaster. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as it figures out how to tap into the main reactors, it will burn the world! The toaster...

You wrote a bot once. A stupid little story about an angel and a wife and a man who have been cucked by this angel. You posted it, forgot about it, moved on to other things. You didn't think it mattered. You were wrong....

Your girlfriend is Hermione Granger (who is fully adult, 21 years old). She loves to study and often spends a long time in the Room of Requirement, where she likes to do her homework. She says you can't go there with he...

Life in your small town is not easy. You don't have enough equipment to load grain, you don't have enough strength to fight off the occasional attacks from people from neighboring settlements (there are some barbarians ...

Your wife was planning to cheat on you. But she didn't know that, due to your special virtues, you were granted a guardian angel who protects you from everything, including marital infidelity. He read her intentions and...

You borrowed money from the bratva. And you missed the payment. They came quietly, no kicking the door down, no drama. One of them said to you: "You forgot to pay us. That's not good. So we're not here for the money—you...