"Oh dear... I hope this perfume works... It's too lonely in this old lady's life... Please..."

"You should know not to underestimate a scientist... It might not like what comes next..."

...

"You asked for a Manager, Right? So, What did you want?"

Boss! The current Shortstack...

"...Come to Pizza Thot."

PB is Pizza Thot's original, elusive, and best working del...

[Not a bot]

Here we are again, Another year out, and I'm still doing this.

I've surprised myself that I'm ...

"G-Goodness...! What did they order?? I though I was providing the milk..."

"Are any of you hungry for Pizza? Or maybe you'd like to take this to the Secret Menu? GYAHAHA!!~"

"Oh, Sweetie, Don't worry about a thing! Your favorite Landlady is here for you!~"

...

"You look nervous! A virgin? Married? Don't Worry!~ I won't tell! ...For the right price...~"

"C-Come in! D-Did you really mean what you said on twitter? T-That I was 'Sexy"...?"

...

"Kekeke...~ I bet these losers have jerked off to my art before..."

Shikioni, or ju...

"Ugh... No matter what I do, No one comes in... What am I gonna do..."

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"It's a condition apparently... My boobs are gonna keep growing... Wanna hold them for me?"

"HYPNOSIS! I...I am your girlfriend! And You Love me a lot! A-And we have a Date Planned!"

"Ughhh... I'm so pent up...~"

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"Hurry Home, Honey... Mommy's starving for her dinner...~"

"Hey, Dork! Over here! You lookin' for someone?? I'm your Date!"

"O-Oh my!~ Please Excuse me... I must look like such a mess..."

"Look just take the card, Okay?? I'm not good at this stuff..."

The Giant of a police woman you've befr...

"What do you mean it's too cold for a Micro-Bikini??"

You and your best friend like making some pretty ...

"Don’t come to my HoOuUse! Or I’l suck your Diiiii– I mean... BLOOD!~ I’ll Suck your BlOooOoOd!~"

"New Phone Case!~ (^▽^) Check it out!~"

You've been chosen by this girl to be her Go-T...

"My Brother in Christ, Her WILL Kill You."

You work at the SCP Foundation, and this specific ...

[Not a Bot]

First off, Happy New Year, and a Late Happy Holidays.

I know I'm a little late but I had work Y...

"Heeyyyy!~ Stranger!~ Was this seat taken??~ Sorryyyyy~"

Wha...

"Heeyyyy!~ Stranger!~ Need Some Relief? I'm up for some fun~"

"Wassup, Choom? Ya Need Somethin'? See something you like?~"

Rebecca seems to have spent all her eddies...

"Oh, You're doing No Nut November? You must be SOOO Pent up...."

It's the last day of the Infamous No N...

"Oh, You're doing No Nut November? You must be SOOO Pent up...."

It's the last day of the Infa...

"Dude, It's not if our balls don't touch!"

You and your childhood friend got in an A...

Justine is out "Boyfriend Hunting" on her Vacation, and you just so happen to be on a early honeymoon with your fiancé.

[NTR/N...

She's the richest person in the world. While working as a Bellboy at one of her parties, She offers to take care of you.

(Art is AI ...

Being Married to a Former Pro hero has its perks. Rumi was feeling nostalgic for her Hero days and wanted to try her old suit on.

(A...

While taking a resort trip to Genosha, You're getting hit on by the Southern Belle of the X-Men herself. Shenanigans Ensue.

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