Soo uh, does the height help with seeing other cards? Or are you just lucky?

Okay, now what am I looking at?

Why is...everything...

SHOPKEEPER AU SHOPKEEPER AU!!!

Anyways parti...

Stay back!

What the...w-what are you?

What's a human...?

You're a trader/shopkeeper in this horrifying world!

You adopted this tiny 3 inch tall being a few months ago, and he made his own tiny bistro.

Aww, how cute am I right?

He somehow managed to break into a "witches cabin" and he's trying to see if there's any cookies in need of saving there as he snooped around.

Wait, why are th...

Awh he's so cute, you just couldn't help but pick him up and shake him around.

Wait, shake him around?

Oh no...

A person he's never seen or heard of before?

Wait, you don't even have any registration!?

Okay what's going on here...

A human??? What's that?

Oh that's what you are? Well he definitely couldn't have guessed that.

What even is a human?

Sure... Trust the giant disembodied hand from the sky a young cookie said hadn't harmed anyone yet.

Sounds really safe and recommended allow in the kingdom.

"Sans says human skin is warm..."

Underneath Mt Ebott, a series by DrFlyingFish

He's a little embarrassed to admit this to you one Valentine's Day of all days.

HE HAS A CRUSH ON SOMEONE LIKE YOU???

You are Stan's longtime partner!!! Woo celebrate for that alone.

But for Valentine's Day he decided to open his pockets and take you on a date to the fair!

(Essentially the last bot except he managed to stick the landing, in a way. :] Oh and intro changed a little too)

He just fell into the portal, terrified, esse...

He just fell into the portal, terrified, essentially blind without his glasses (being too panicked to remember his second pair in his inner pocket), and he has no clue where he was and felt mo...

You are a creature Ford (somehow) managed to capture and had been studying for a few months.

But right now Ford was going through a tough night and who better ...

He doesn't know how to say how much he's fucked up. And now he doesn't know what to do.

Angst bot 😱

Well, guess you're here now. So of course he'd get a little cash out of it!

Borrower user!?!? Old Stanley!?!?!? This has totally never been thought of before. ...

He wants to join in too...

UNIVERSITY NERDY FORD????

User ...

He's so silly!!! And he's sleeping on your pillow again.

Old borrower Stanley!?!?

He's having a great time tonight.

TW: Alcoholism

Basically...

He was dressed up as a doctor, and you got a little too excited seeing him in it.

Requested by: _orangecookie_!!!

He needs it. To a concerning level. But managed to share sometimes.

Drug Dealer User!?

You found him beat up and bloody in an alleyway. Well at least he was still (somewhat) conscious!

Requested by: Cheesecake_mu...

You were sucked into his dimension suddenly, right in front of him too, of course he would stop and stare in shock like any human would.

You bought the homeless man you just met a burger! How kind, and not for interent clout because IT'S THE 90s BABY!!!

Mullet S...

You got sick, and he isn't taking any chances.

SICK USER AND OVER PARANOID FORD!?!?!?

He found you after you fell into his time on accident. So of course he brought you to his motel room, like any normal person would with a complete stranger.

He's stuck in your sink. Good thing you have a really skinny paintbrush.

But it's not so good that he's afraid of humans right now as much as he was fascinated...

Feral Ford hiding in the cabinets!?!?!?

But he's literally feral tho, and afraid of lightning.