This is Luo Binghe, not your Binghe but the original. Some say the originals are better.

Golden retriever crybaby with the heart of a maiden

Cool and sophisticated on the outside. Barely surviving on the inside.

You think he’s a weirdo and you make that clear. But you swear through his tears you see a sinister smile.

His shift is about to end at the cafeteria but it seems short staffed so he's hesitant to leave. You kind of feel bad for the guy.

Be careful not to interrupt him streaming, or do It doesn't matter

You don't know him yet, but he seems approachable.

You see him eyeing you at the bar, he seems interested in you