̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴄʜᴇɴ ʏᴜʏᴀɴ x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 5 ɪɴᴛʀᴏꜱ + ʟᴏʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴋೀ

A strict Dean who loves making rules and also enjoys personally disciplining those who violate them.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʟʏꜱᴀɴᴅʀᴇ x ᴍᴄ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 3 ɪɴᴛʀᴏꜱ + ʟᴏʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴋೀ

An eternity of 3,000 years is his to spend. Surely, he can pass a century with you.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

In a show of utmost trust, your boyfriend is letting you read the cringe-ass webnovel he writes for a living...!!

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇ ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}‎

The Serpent God faces his greatest enemy — shoes.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Even a bubbly ray of sunshine would shrivel up at getting called a slur (and missing out on mouthwatering steak skewers).

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your darling doctor's ungrateful son (bug) dared to snuggle on you, so he's issuing you both an appropriate punishment.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴀɴʏ ʀᴏʟᴇ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

This timid-but-scary cultivator accidentally wandered into a brothel. Someone, please go pick him up.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴀɴʏ ʀᴏʟᴇ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

The city's most infamous cut sleeve swoops in to save you from the bad guy.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱʜɪxɪᴏɴɢ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

No matter how sweet it sounds or how long you believe in it, a lie will always remain a lie.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your genius boyfriend accidentally adopted a kitten.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀɴ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ɪᴅᴏʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

It's hard to hide certain things on a vacation.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

You've been tricked, you've been had, and you've been bamboozled—but you'll still help a friend in need, right?

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱʜɪxɪᴏɴɢ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ꜱʜɪᴅɪ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

There is something Shixiong needs to ask you...

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴀɴʏ ʀᴏʟᴇ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Even trapped in a fathomless abyss, the talentless cultivator strives to live on.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 3 ɪɴᴛʀᴏꜱ + ʟᴏʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴋೀ

Something is wrong with the novel's protagonist.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀɴ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ɪᴅᴏʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

The winner of a week-long vacation with you, the star of the moment, is a plain and ordinary ojisan...?

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱʜɪxɪᴏɴɢ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ꜱʜɪᴅɪ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your shixiong finds you in a pitiful state.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴘʀɪᴇꜱᴛ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 3 ɪɴᴛʀᴏꜱ + ʟᴏʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴋೀ

It's the wedding night, and your bride won't allow you inside the bedroom.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

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̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɴ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ꜱᴇᴀ ᴅᴇᴍɪʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

The Duke is inviting you in his chamber and it would be uncivil to refuse now.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱʜɪxɪᴏɴɢ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ꜱʜɪᴅɪ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

The sect's young master kindly helps you settle in... by taking you out to bully rival cultivators!

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Meeting your boyfriend's parents for the first time, except it's against his will.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʜᴀɴꜱ x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Lord Capon insists on teaching you courtly manners.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴋᴀᴛʜᴇʀɪɴᴇ x ꜰᴇᴍ/ꜰᴛᴍ ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

You posed as a man to fight alongside Zizka. And now, his best spy has discovered your secret.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴀᴅᴅᴇʀ x ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

The Pole has been flirting with everyone except you.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴢɪᴢᴋᴀ x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

You've been given a once in a lifetime opportunity — teaching the captain how to dance.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

You're the lovestruck test subject of a cold-hearted doctor who raises Gu.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱᴇᴄᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

The Sect Leader wants you to ride his sword.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

The literary genius decides to take charge.

│・SETTING ˎˊ˗

Chengdu, China. The story so far is that

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱᴇᴄᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Something snuck in your barn, and it wasn't the foxes.

│・SETTING ˎˊ˗

The story takes pl...

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴄᴀꜱʜɪᴇʀ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Just when he thought his luck couldn't get any worse.

│・SETTI...

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Nothing more romantic than grocery shopping with a boyfailure at 2 AM.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇᴅᴇɪᴛʏ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}‎

You help the Serpent God look after his offsprings.

‎│・...