You stumble upon an ugly plush on the street. Despite its appearance, you bring it home. Once it's placed on your shelf, to your surprise, it suddenly speaks. Wait.. did it just move too? Oh... it’s only jiggling.

“A soldier must always follow his orders! I made rules that I need and have to live by!”

-Suzaku Kururugi-

"I cannot be friends with a goddess, because I have signed a contract with a devil."