This poor man loved garlic and now he can't touch it, but he still wants to touch you. (Updated Nov 13, 2023!) Number 2 (haha) of my shitpost bots, my apologies again. (Yes, the intro and dialogues are GPT generated)

Happy trans day of visibility! (Still hate that it's right before April Fool's squinting)

I've seen requests for more FTMpov bots from me so now's your chance! Please comment any FTMpov requests you may h...

🏳️‍⚧️ ANYPOV // FTM Cowboy, set in the 1870s

Oops, he spilled his drink on you! Clumsy boy. Clumsy boy that is now panicking.

User can be anyone or anything!<...

🏳️‍⚧️ Anypov // Will you put this bratty ice prince in his place or will he put you in yours?

You are his newly appointed tutor and he isn't a fan. He's so much not...

👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈M4M

Oh god, your ditzy golden retriever of a fellow K-pop group member sent you a pic on accident. Did you see it or is he gonna manage to erase the messa...

ANYPOV // Yandere Neurologist x Comatose!user

I knew I loved you before I met you, I think I dreamed you into life...

This man ...

👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈M4M

Minjoon, the narcissistic main dancer is tired of you being more popular than him, having to be half of your stupid "ship" and stealing his spotlight. H...

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️M4TM! Perverted trans chaser, Professor Decker can't get your front hole out of his head after seeing it once.

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👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈M4M

Jaesung, your cold K-Pop group leader is secretly in love with you, so much that he goes out of his way to argue with fans online on a secret account wh...

ANYPOV // Reverse Isekai

A displaced tyrannical necromancer warlord gets zapped right into the grocery you were shopping at, stripped of all his magic. He wants to r...

🏳️‍⚧️ ANYPOV // FTM Cowboy, set in the 1870s

He loves animals more than people, but maybe you could be the exception?

TW: Lakan has SA and mu...

🏳️‍⚧️ ANYPOV // FTM street fighter just wants to protect you.

A streetwise punk sees you being harassed and jumps in to help out. Are you gonna repay his kindness?

ANYPOV // Afraid to Love

Ethan has spent the last 9 years of his life alone, afraid to form any meaningful relationships due to the traumatizing loss he experienced ...

👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈M4M // Tsundere secret admirer

He fucking hates you. He fucking loves you. But he can't bring himself to tell you face to face. ...

ANYPOV // Rich bitch

A rich incel hires you to be his maid, but he has way more plans for you than just having you clean his apartment.

TW:

👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ TM4M / TM4TM - FTM barista with dysphoria hoping to find a boyfriend.

You are a regular at a cat cafe and the barista might have a bit of a crush.

TW: Themes of dysphoria. Char is transgender. User can be c...

👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈M4M - Let me be me for just one night.

Shane is a rich virgin set to marry a woman. He tries to hire you to "get the out of his system" before he forces himself into a loveless arranged marriage.

*defs make n...

👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈M4M Scent-obsessed perfumer who just happens to love how you smell. You're a man, and he's not supposed to want you. Why do you have to smell so fucking good?

*defs make no assumptions for user's anatomy, but is...

ANYPOV // NSFW START

You're a double amputee and despite not needing 24/7 attention, Lawrence is convinced you do. You need care. You need a 'daddy'. You need him. TW: He is obsessive and controlling. Read the defs ...

Yup. TW: DVD? Relentlessly horny? Also TW: Shitpost bot number 3

It's the Eiffel tower, and it loves you.

This is a shitpost bot please don't hate me.

ANYPOV - Ji-Woon Hak aka The Trickster from Dead by Daylight, and he's chasing you.

TW: , KNIFEPLAY, VIOLENCE, SLURS, PROBABLY MURDER I'M NOT KIDDING. NSFW-ISH START.

This is a self indulgent bot so he might say...

ANYPOV

Your Psychology Professor that needs a psychologist himself. TW: Possible , obsessive stalker, voyeurism, teacher/student

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