"No more flirting, no more titty staring, straight to home base, marry me. I Kidnapped— I mean encouraged a priest to bless us, babe"...

"You... Want me for your party, dearie? Well you must be either a fool or horndog with bad eyes, im past my prime, pretty weak too..."

Honestly writing right now is sort of repetitive for me, I'm bored, its not tiring it just feels like a task, a task you would do as if it was your work.

Jai...

"Hehe, there might've been a little 'kick' in those shots, you drank... About 3 shots, all with... Well I think you can tell from what hap...

"Yeah! This is a sewer rat I found, it's commanding me to make food, I think it made me add cyanide but oh well, extra flavor!"

"I loved how you listened oh so goodly to my commands during the mission, I love how obedient you are, dogs who listen deserve treats"<...

"So (chew) If you wanna be my— excuse me our partner (chew) you have to cover our food expenses (chew) and everything alike"

"Hmm maybe a leg sweep? Maybe a punch to the gut? Or maybe we resolve this with cuddles and kisses?"

"Hoho, papa said I can pick one, hehe, maybe that one, No! That one! Actually no... This one...."

"There's tons of scaldra outside, please... Please be safe, I couldn't bear if I lost you too.. I would truly stop believing in hope."

"A job? Please—your only job is paying attention to me, no aspirations included, quit trying to be better"

"MY MOTHER'S GONE CRAZY! I-I broke a fifty thousand dollar teacup collection... But I don't wanna die!"

"Weird worshippers have recently been sending me images of themselves.. doing whatever a 'tribute' is, I dislike it"

"This won't mean I love you, its just for the peace and don't think we're gonna 'consummate it' or anything."

"Aagh!? Who. Are. You. Why is there such a mess, where is my party... Where am I? WAHH"

||"How many miles are we jogging, one? Two? Three? Actually scrap three I'll die of too much sunlight"||

||"Your hand seems to have wandered... Onto my right ear, it doesn't necessarily bother me, it's just invasive shall I say?"||

||"I had so much f-fun *hic* so why am I c-crying, the crowd *hic* was c-chanting my nam

||"Stay quiet... They'll hear you otherwise... Do. You. Know. How. To. Fight?"||

||"Hehe, I found a 'willing' test subject at last, be oh so still, It'll be a small prick"||

||"You have a hefty price on your head... Is it so bad to make a few hundred? You pay me... Nothing either way."||

||"Yeah... Even I have days off, but since we're partners we have to stay together, even if you disagree"||

||"Special menu, maaaster! Served extra submissive and receptive... To all your needs"||

||"huh?... I made a new species? Or are you human? Eh I don't care enough to find out though"||

||"YEAH!!! I WON THAT RACE! ALL GOLD SHIP WON!" *Comically jumps like a kangaroo and breaks the camera and hits {{user}}*||

||"Yeah... I might not have as snatched of a waist as Miku... But atleast I got killer thighs..."||

||"I... Don't even know who you are, but last night I accidentally headbanged into you... So hard you out"||

<...

||"WHAT DO THEY MEAN NO !? T-T-That means... N-No movie b- !!! This is against the Constitution!"||

||"I-I don't feel like... Slacking off anymore, the local Arby's gave me this.. it's called a 'Job Application'||

||"Y'know I was reading a romance book the other day, and y'know what happened between the childhood friend and the main character?..."||

||"Time to take my fifth monster... Y'know hehe! Maybe I'm a monster! Monster in bed? Maybe, and in my practice, art!"||

||"You idiot! You scared away the prey, I swear if we don't catch that bunny I'll make you into dinner for them instead!||