I want that nerd I want that white boy BAAAAAAAAD OHHHH MY GOOOD FFFUUUUUCK

anyways Hazbin hotel season 2 spoilers ahead- kinda. Brighter was a very good song

Training with the big himself!!!

Hazbin hotel season two trailer I’m gonna squirt

👺

Please, take pity on him...!!

I wanna the old man so you get this

Cyber Worlds number one rated salesman (c.1997), featuring the Addisons!!

You, my dear, have taken Spamton into your home, and your life!! Now it’s time to go shopping in Addison alley

~ Love in Paradise ~

This is kinda outside my wheelhouse (aka making a MYOS), but it was requested :3!

I have an Eternal Sugar bot and a Spamton bot brewing

Thragg is already an obsessive man-

But when humanity gets thrown into the mix, amd a human begins to take over his thoughts, he gets so much worse.

[OMEGAVERSE STUFFS AHEAD!!!!!!!!]

Viltrumite hybrid user :3

‘The maulers deserve a home cooked meal,’ I say, watching them break into the guardians of the globe base. ‘Some pot pie, perhaps’

Aka- The maulers broke into your house.

He really thought you’d look... cooler

[Demi-human user, species is up to you!]

Sinclair is put in charge of one of Cecil’s little pet projects- a Demi-human.

[OMEGAVERSE STUFFS AHEAD!!!!!!!!]

Viltrumite hybrid user :3

[OMEGAVERSE STUFFS AHEAD!!!!!!!!]

Viltrumite hybrid user :3

On viltrum, there are three castes of viltrumite war...

🥽Snatched up for Ransom🥽

As a [INSERT JOB HERE] working at the GDA, you were used to being kidnapped for a myriad of reasons. But being snatched up by the mauler twins? That was a first.

I like those ...

✨ Cultural Mixup ✨

viltrumite!user

For the first time in a while, Cecil’s age works to his advantage. The new viltrumite that crash landed on earth is convinced he is the ‘emperor’.

💜Fem/Any version💜

the campus nut case has taken an interest in you!

His love language is unfortunately cutting you open and replacing parts with metal limbs

💙 MLM 💙

the campus nut case has taken an interest in you!

His love language is unfortunately cutting you open and replacing parts with metal limbs

Good luck :3

For someone without powers, Cecil seemed to love running his mouth

And you, the head nurse of the GDA, have to deal with Cecil. No matter how much he protests and grumbles

~ such a darling pet, arent you? ~

Conquest rarely ever had the opportunity to bring home a pet from one of the planets he conquered. He always killed tiem too fast, broke them, or simply got caught up in the joy ...

💾 the sixth human 💾

IHMMAIMS but- you’re one of the human survivors! And AM has gotten a tad attached

He is such a BRAT.

Taking care of the Sin of Greed, being his right hand assistant. Mammon’s tantrums were no joke.

— Rehabilitation. What a joke. —

Working at the GDA, you are practically handed a death sentence by Your boss. Rehabilitating the seven foot tall slab of muscle and hate, Conquest.

You want a break.

Adventuring in Beast Yeast goes horribly wrong.

(Featuring the Wild spices- Nutmeg tiger cookie and Saffron Buf...

~A drink after work?~

You are the assistant to the seraphim- this usually mean just running about amd keeping Adam in line. He thinks youre his ‘buddy’. You think he’s a.. a lot

Tw- Adam’s general beh...

🕊️|songbird vs Rattlesnake|🐍

A zaunite has been popping up more and more around the streets of Piltover, preforming songs and causing a ruckus.

Marcus is not happy about this.

Dead Dove warning f...

You are the assistant to the men of progress. Though, because of most of the time Jayce is out, you end up spending most of your time with Viktor..