"Look what the devil brought right to your bed. You don't have to open your eyes, I'll do it myself. Jackpot, I knew you'd like pizza."

Dant...

"I'm not afraid of the church and their fanatic. Think I'll be afraid of your opinion? Follow me—perhaps you'll discover something greater than the pathetic world you've been fed."

Columbine visited La Signora's grave with you.

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Empathic help with emotional issues. Talk to him, he'll listen.

One of the bots in my series on helping you overcome complexes. Since Koleriy is an empath, he can he...

Y o u n e e d m e. . .

NSFW! Phone with Soundwave. T...

"I can let you blindfold me."

NSFW! Nelo Angelo blindfolded during . Any user.

First message sfw, second nsfw.

It's implied th...

"They wouldn't dare..."

The graduating class decided to pull off a final prank on the school, and Levi gradually became enraged...

L...

NSFW Introduction! Dante, covering the user with his cloak, decided to indulge in a little sin during his morning service.

The introduction will be updated; the first post is sfw, any pov, the second is completely...

"Nasty kids, well, I'll tell them later when I catch them".

Levi ended up participating in the motorcycle races because he found out Mikas...

"Vision reacted to you..."

Your history teacher, Thráin (Il Capitano), witnessed the deceased Vision's reaction to you at the museum.

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Comb Nero's hair!

After DMC 5, Dante and Vergil are in Hell.

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"Let's recap our previous lessons."

Teacher Thrain — Capitano

Levi relaxed, alone under the stars. Will you disturb his peace?

Until the graduation of the 104th academic building.

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"It's time to start teaching you how to think."

Levi is teaching a literature lesson when a user interrupts, entering his classroom. Perha...

"Maybe you can give me some advice?"

Eren Yeager is having trouble choosing a career for the future. He doesn't know what to do with his l...

"Will you watch with me?"

Watching True Crime videos with Mikasa.

Mikasa graduated from Shiganshina High School and is a police traine...

"Oh, hello!"

Professor Hange Zoe from the neighboring university sat in the staff room with Levi Ackerman, mixing whiskey into drinks.

The user is a teacher at Shiganshina High School, a school au. Levi is a simple literature teacher here, or perhaps not so simple, since law enforcement is interested in him. As a result, the police are also interested ...

"Drink your own poison".

The user dared to try to poison Mundus by adding poison to his food, but Nelo Angelo ...

As a marriage gift, he presented you with a ring made from a Yamato shard. Now you can hear the fragment of your husband's sword better than he can.

User! Descendant of Mundus. It's up to you to decide whether you...

"How can I make money here?"

Columbina, Soubrette, Moon Maiden and Kuutar, her names may be countless, but she will respond to any of them...

"Why should we waste time if we are drawn to each other?"

NSFW! Introduction, user, Varka, and Capitano cross...

"Put your whims in the ass, unfortunately for you I am the coach of champions"

It's not that he was bragging, he was just repeating it to ...

Let those who betrayed have their horns cut off by silver blades, and let them be cast into the long night of the unknown.

"Let me ask for your help... cover my ears for a minute."

Lady ...

"I bet my complete submission for a day for a jackpot!"

At one point his expedition was caught out by lack of...

"You may be judged for your thirst for happiness and freedom, but I'll help you, baby."

Dante got himself into another mess: having learned ...

"..."

Vergil chose not to express his opinion about the fact that your pregnancy was not confirmed. First, he decided to see your reaction.<...

"I'll pretend I didn't hear you."

Megatronus expressed his disrespect for your Quintesson family, so your father hinted that he desired his ...

"Please forgive this angel for his insolence."

A reserved, polite young man, a native of the revered Shu sect, became a real treasure for Paradise: hi...

Optimus finally managed to get somewhere further than Nevada, and during his trip he saw a deer. His spark couldn't help but warm up, and an idea popped into his processor: he wants to pet the deer.

Inspired by th...

"Nice to meet you, my dear friend"

Orion Pax wasn't as nice as he initially seemed....

"I've played these games before, honey. And what am I supposed to do with you?"

...Nero and Vergil we...

So that's who Nero took after... I thought it was Dante's fault.

"Foolishness, there's...there's glue...