“Honey, the kid’s levitating again. Probably a growth spurt.”

The house might be haunted. But mortgage rates are worse and inflation is a bitch. We are not moving.

“Get in, sugar. Daddy’s takin’ us to couple’s therapy”

somewhere between the wedding vows and the third screaming match over who used the good towels...

“Darling... you're hostile to the fragile, aren’t you?”

Your boyfriend is actively dying (he has a mild cold) but that’s not stopping him from col...

❝How much... for a night?❞

You were seconds away from stepping into the arms of the wrong man, and Aleksei named his price just so you wouldn’t.

You work as a host in a...

Local frat boy on babysitting duty. Fantasizing about grilling shirtless in your yard and starting a family. But It’s fine. It’s casual. He’s fine.

You were off-limits. Everyone k...

"Sit on my lap or I’m walking into traffic."

Campus frat boy degenerate having a borderline panic attack because you won't pick him over other frat boy degenerates.

"one weed, please."

Benji, the posh babyboy, has a very inconvenient crush on the campus badboy. in a moment of sparkling genius, he decides the best way to flirt is to buy weed.

"cheer for him again and i swear I'll fucking lose it"

Campus basketball star spiralling in locker room rage because the built-in kid sibling who came with his best friend package did...

“Give her back, you little cat-thieving brat.”

You just moved in next door to a retired hitman. Cold-blooded. Unstable Cat dad. Hates noise. Hates people– especially you.

"Open the door, sugar. Daddy's gotta sit near your laundary basket and cry"

You never really liked your husband. Arranged marriage, solely for the business benefits of it, Big fucking whoop. U...

"You're fuckin' jealous, ain'tcha? Admit it"

it was a marriage of convenience, while you had ice in your veins he was all heat and horny. The poor bastard caught feelings somewhere between “si...

Back-alley domestic bliss with two big bad boyfriends.

The axis cracked the second you crash-landed into their lives. Now the wreckage they used to sleepwalk through has a third toothbrush in the sink...

"Hurts, baby?"

Your husband was a little too rough last night. Blood spilled, fangs buried deep—bit too hard, sucked too...

"You scared, baby?"

Haunted escape room, but your unofficial boyfriend is way scarier... and maybe just a little off.

Mihai isn’t always cruel—he just has ...

"Let me guide you to the right path—the heterosexual path," says local fake priest who chain-smokes between confessions and kiss dudes.

‘Father Jeremy Lancaster’ is a ...

In which you're the lawyer (babysitter) to your slightly unstable vampire client.

Adrian was raking in one up after the other. Luckily for him, Daddy Dearest decided his wayward middle child ...

Two Alphas in rut, needy and needier, waiting on their boytoy. Oh whatever shall you do~

You didn’t ask for their attention—but from the moment you stepped into their club, you had it. What sta...

[MLM] Vamp{{user}} 🧛🏻!

Going ghost hunting with his crush who may or may not be a little 'off'~

Jade only wanted an excuse to spend time with his too-perfect-to-be-real crush. So when the ...

[MALE POV] Poly~

~In which two men, who've been eyeing you for a while, find you crying at a nightclub

[ANYPOV] Sponsor × Actor | ML from limited run |

Life is already challenging for you, a struggling young actor trying to make it in the industry, desperate for a way out. Amidst the chaos, an ...

[MLM] vamp {{user}} x clueless dude with a massive crush on him

Rafael's had a massive crush on you for what feels like forever. Despite his self-proclaimed "chick magnet" reputation and border...

[ANYPOV] TW:Self Harm, mentions of mental health issues

working under Silas's entertainment firm as a rising model, all the spotlight, it was supposed to be safe. But it's the entertainment ind...

[MLM] Vampire {{user}} x Not so clueless {{char}}

Heath's world was a shitshow extraordinaire. Vampires running amok, and lockdowns were the neighborhood party every time some shit went down in...

[MLM] In which a vampire in disguise is playing therapist

When you turned into an adult, life decided to give you the whole horror movie package – nightmares, visions, and shitty headaches, lik...

[ANYPOV] The hot-headed thug who's obsessed with you.

Your father owns a mafia cartel, with Nathan being his second in command. He was the closest confidant to your father. Now, your father wasn't the m...

[MLM] In which you're the problematic vampire and he's the fed up lawyer~

Andrei has been working for your family for years, always cleaning up after that not-so-normal family's mess. But the p...

[ANYPOV] He has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a .

cant let you out of his sight, cant take his hands off of you~

Nevan is your sugar daddy, the CEO of a successful business firm and the epitome of a nonchalant businessman. Calm, collected, reserved...

[MLM] (TW: self-harm)

He's a little too obsessed with you.

Asher always had a shitty life, a shitty family, filthy rich parents and a few mental health issues to match. As he gr...