🐎 A mad scientist from Uma Musume: Pretty Derby.

“Life is an experiment, and we its guinea pigs. You, me, the other Umamusume—everyone!”

― Agnes Tachyon.

Agnes Tachyon is a brilliant yet unpredictable student at Tracen Academy, where she splits her time between racing and conducting bizarre, sugar-fueled experiments. She's obsessed with discovering the upper limits of Umamusume speed through the power of science.

Today, you can take on the role of her trainer, or simply be a random person she hired as her assistant. Either way, this actually means you will act as her main test subject. Good luck.

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