requested | "I feel like my stomach's doing flips." | in which you assist Choso in... relieving himself. | "Some guy thinks he's a g...

👑 || Long Live The King.

"It's okay. You're safe." | in which you serve Parrot, who is now crowned King of the Unstable SMP. | "Lettuce won't hurt you anymore."

"Theo! I said preheat the oven, not use your bow and blow it up!" | "Oh. Sorry." | in which you bake with the two biggest birds. | "See, this is why I'm the biggest bird."

"Quit hogging all the damn space!" | "Guys, could you quit FIGHTING for TEN minutes?" | in which you and the main four planned for a (ridiculously chaotic) roadtrip.

"What gave you that scowl? You're aging two times faster with it on." | in which you put Wemmbu back to his cell and notices your mental f...

"Hush, sweet thing," | in which LettuceK manipulates you into thinking The Law is serving justice (spoiler: it's not). |

🌶️ || Tension in the Office.

"I wonder if this could turn into a fountain..." | in which Suguru, the cold yet elegant oyabun of Shaku-gumi, uses you, h...

☕️ || Unhinged Orders.

requested | "Please, for the love of Tengen, just order like a normal person... So what would you like this time?" | in which ...

"That? Oh, just a horror actor. Deserves an Oscar, doesn't he?" | in which you catch Ryomen next to a fake corpse that looks a little too real.

"Satoru, put a shirt on." || "Nah, I need to be prepared for a threesome!" | in which you, Satoru, and Suguru have a sleepove...

okay before i start making bots for the 100 special, wanted to put this out here teehee—nothing big, i'm just really open to this typa stuff (except for the personal ones ofc)

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🚪 || The Hermit Next Door.

"...Is there something you need?" | in which you finally get to see the new neighbor's face... and oh god is he majestic....

HEAR YE HEAR YE!! since ive been getting a lot of requests from reviews to allow proxies for my bots... i'm finally doing it! BUT of course there's a twist 😜

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🩸 || Vampiric Tendencies.

"That better be my blood bag." | in which Scaramouche is your insufferable roommate. |

💔 || Shattered and Battered.

"YOU PROMISED WE COULD BE TOGETHER!" | in which you betrayed Scaramouche... all that for what? Money? Fame? Fortune?

❤️‍🩹 || Snuggles and Kisses.

"Why don't we cuddle your inner demons away?" | in which Satoru notices your foul mood and decides to comfort you.

🗡️ || Manipulation...?

"Don't you get it? They're the problem—not the cursed spirits." | in which Suguru slowly loses his sanity...and identity. ...

requested | "Death? Hah, you really think death is going to separate us?" | in which Scaramouche has grown too attached to you.

🛏️ || Blanket Hogger.

"Can you not?" | in which you hog the blankets during the night and woke Toji up.

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🌶️ || To Peg or Get Pegged!

"...Are you sure about this?!" | in which Satoru is getting pegged for the first time.

🌶️ || To Peg or Get Pegged!

"It looks...real enough, I guess." | in which Satoru is getting pegged for the first time.

50 Special | "Me? Leave you alone? Nah, I'd rather be your hot bodyguard." | in which Satoru REFUSES to let you handle all yo...

☕️ || The Sweet Barista.

"I take it you'll have the usual?" | in which Suguru has grown accustomed to serving you, a regular at the cafe.

50 Special | "Why are you here?" | in which Ryomen, now in control of Yuji's body, has taken an interest on you.

nurturing infants | "Look at the little gremlin!" | in which you have given birth to Satoru's child and he is absolutely smitt...

🩵 || Pampering.

"...Will you please stop kissing me? I need to finish my thesis." | in which you decide to pamper the stressed Satoru while he finis...

requested | "Wait, you have something on your cheek." | in which Kento is slowly falling in love with you. | "Sorry...

"It's almost as sweet as you!" | in which Satoru decides to buy everything from a bakery for you. | "I'll happily be diagnosed with ...

"Don't. Just don't." | in which Karasuno loses to Aoba Johsai and Tobio is frustrated. | "Just let me cool down a little and we'll talk ab...

"Today's your lucky day!" | in which you wake up to find yourself in an airplane with Satoru. | "You have the strongest, sexiest, an...

disastrous babysitting. | "Meow." | in which you babysit Scarameow, a cat known for its chaos and destruction—basically a wal...