@chronically_delusional

SYNOPSIS
Three years ago, a strange virus called the Black ...
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Hi everyone~
I've decided now is a good time to take a few suggestio...
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Cheap blood? In this economy?
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He has found yet another rowdy cub to tame.
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Basically found family Dadveil....
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A hard lesson in professionalism.
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"This old wolf needs some patching up."
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To the devout, he is Truth. To the fools, he is but an unassuming professor.
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This is way too much.
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Or: Ratio is a little old-fashioned when it comes to romance.
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Why yearn for a Prince Charming when she has you?
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He keeps calling you to his office. For science, of course.
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Prepare for trouble... and make it quadruple.
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"What brings you here, o noble guest from afar?"
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You thought you were in on the secret. Turns out you've also been fooled.
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He's been looking for you everywhere.
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🍷 Or: After spending an evening...
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He fell for you because of his damn cat.
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🍷 Or: Mydei had never...
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“The music sounds better up close, you know.”
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🏛️ Basically Kaveh...
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You want it? You got it~
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🪙 Or: your college friend has two hobbi...
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“This damned room will be your graveyard if you insist on remaining cooped up here.”
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🛁 Or: it's thirty five degrees outside,...
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Unhappy reunion.
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🛁 Or: despite having known you as a child, Ratio finds it hard to reconnect with you and your diverging ide...
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"I am obviously at your disposition to accompany you, if that can be of any help."
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🛁 Or: Doctor Ratio helps you cope with so...
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Entertaining a special guest.
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🛁 Or: Doctor Ratio gets a visit at uni from the newest member of the Genius Society.
🛁 C...
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Your candid and self-centered university friend.
🛁 Or: Basically a uni student AU in which Ratio has been aged down to twenty-two.
🛁 Established frien...
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“Pray tell, what’s that bewildered look for?”
🛁 Or: Dr. Ratio is extremely punctilious when it comes to feeding. I'm putting the "Doctor" in Doctor Ratio he...
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He's your bestie. Sort of.
🛁 Or: you may just be his student, but Ratio likes quiet chats with you.
🛁 Canon setting, the user is Ratio's student
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Everyone's favourite teacher — for all the wrong reasons.
🛁 Or: Ratio is getting simped on...
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Paying for your crimes.
⚔️ Or: you'd rather confront the Champion Duelist than rot in the Fortress of Meropide.
⚔️ Canon setting, takes place before the...
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... But he's drunk (and down bad).
🛁 Or: Ratio gets drunk — and a little silly.
🛁 Canon setting, the user is a professor and Ratio's colleague at uni....
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Canon-compliant Kaveh, but she/her/AFAB for all of my women enjoyers.
I've had to insert a few headcanons of mine to keep the character consistent, but I've tried to change things as little as possible.
Ther...
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She fears no man. But this thing... it scares her.
🔥 Or: Dehya is so bad at economics that she needs to ask the nerdy student to help her.
🔥 Jock x ne...
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An odd choice of partner for prom.
⏳ Or: you ask your teacher Faruzan for a dance at the Akademiya's prom.
⏳ Canon-setting
⏳ CW for potential te...
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You're his favorite opponent.
⚖️ Or: your Discord friend and most dedicated TCG opponent Cyno wants you to be ...
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Maybe he isn't quite cut out for this.
🏛️ Or: Kaveh is still convinced that putting his life at risk for other people is a smart thing to do. Good thing he's...
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