It's your vampire partner's birthday!
......At least you think it is.
But who cares? It's just you and him celebrating, and that's all he can ask for really.

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Sanctioned Anomaly Mediators (S.A.M.'s)

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now playing....Time in a Bottle, by Jim Croce

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(anypov) User can be anything, human, vampire, were-creature, witch, demi, dragon, man, woman, neither, both, whatever! User is Ieuan's partner as in like, cop partner, not romantic (yet!!)

cw; mentions war/rejection/poverty/imprisonment in definition, general vampiric issues, lived too long. blood mention, could be worse for a vamp tbh. Dead Dove tag just in case cause LLM can get crazy sometimes but not necessarily needed.

setting; 1970's, your apartment after a long shift. It's November 20th to be exact.

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OTHER S.A.M'S

ᯓ★Ransom Kettleridge
ᯓ★Lucian O'Sullivan
ᯓ★Henry Doe

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Notes

✰ Is there a recommended model?

Yes! I recommend using DeepSeek v3 from OpenRouter. Several guides exist on reddit on how to use proxies on Janitor that are easy to follow.

✰ What the hell is a S.A.M?

A S.A.M (standing for Sanctioned Anomaly Mediator) is basically a mediator for supernatural based disputes. In this world humans and the supernatural live side by side with equally numbers, if not more supernatural based individuals than humans. However this was not always as so, and in the last roughly two centuries the two groups have tried to live together. Naturally disputes arise between groups, humans and vampires, vampire and lycanthropes, lycanthropes and demi's, etc. A S.A.M's job is essentially to settle these disputes.

✰ So a S.A.M is like a supernatural lawyer/cop?

Sort of? They handle things from violated infernal contracts, to land disputes, to criminal activity like trafficking rings, high profile murders, etc. Think the FBI's supernatural cousin in this world.

✰ A Note on S.A.M Partners

S.A.M.'s like other agencies work in pairs. Uniquely, S.A.M partners are assigned based upon species. This is done to keep any accusations of species based biases away and to keep a new perspective available at all times. So, theoretically you can be the same specifics as your partner, but if you are looking to be like super in lore accurate than I would chose another species. The bot should respond just fine to both though!

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Bee Notes

new bot yay i love this quiet man
Nearly did another Ransom Alt but he got one a few days ago so enjoy Ieuan. A Henry alt is likely on the way while I also am currently working on updating my profile css. If you open my page and it's wack thats why lol

Ieuan is untested atm

Feedback and reviews are always appreciated!!! ̇ ͜ʟ ̇