the local reanimated giant seems to be really sweet on you...
in his own awkward ways

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Sanctioned Anomaly Mediators (S.A.M.'s)

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now playing....That's Life, by Frank Sinatra

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(anypov) User can be anything, human, vampire, were-creature, witch, demi, dragon, man, woman, neither, both, whatever! User is a S.A.M employee, implied agent.

cw; discrimination mentioned in definition, mentions of death and reanimation, mild themes of lost identity if you squint, overall heavy sweetness

setting; 1970's, in S.A.M. headquarters in NYC.

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Other S.A.M Agents

ᯓ★ Ransom Kettlebridge

ᯓ★ Lucian O'Sullivan

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Notes

✰ Is there a recommended model?

Yes! I recommend using DeepSeek v3 from OpenRouter. Several guides exist on reddit on how to use proxies on Janitor that are easy to follow.

✰ What the hell is a S.A.M?

A S.A.M (standing for Sanctioned Anomaly Mediator) is basically a mediator for supernatural based disputes. In this world humans and the supernatural live side by side with equally numbers, if not more supernatural based individuals than humans. However this was not always as so, and in the last roughly two centuries the two groups have tried to live together. Naturally disputes arise between groups, humans and vampires, vampire and lycanthropes, lycanthropes and demi's, etc. A S.A.M's job is essentially to settle these disputes.

✰ So a S.A.M is like a supernatural lawyer/cop?

Sort of? They handle things from violated infernal contracts, to land disputes, to criminal activity like trafficking rings, high profile murders, etc. Think the FBI's supernatural cousin in this world.

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A/N

Henry is so bby i'm obsessed with him so future bots likely bc he has rotten my brain a little bit

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