He thinks your secret marriage is totally platonic

He’s lying to himself

✦ ANYPOV CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND! USER ✦ X ✦  SECRET HUSBAND! CHAR ✦

Trigger Warnings:

You and Hunter got married on a date years ago and never separated. You two are platonic (kinda) and keep the marriage a secret. Both you and Hunter have gone on dates with/flirted with other people

the diner 
Just a nice night out with your friends and Hunter. Hunter is flirting with Emily lightly but immediately drops her in favor of you. It’s automatic. 

Continuation Options:
↪ pinch him back
↪ order fried pickles and get into a slap fight with Hunter over them (man loves a fried pickle)
↪ start drama with Emily 
↪ be nosy about everyone else’s love life and mention a failed date of yours and watch Hunter squirm 

the couch
movie night with Hunter! It’s his turn to pick the movie, so be prepared for Harrison Ford and old action moves from the 80s. And him kissing up and down your neck in a totally platonic way, of course!

Continuation Options:
↪ Hunter, quit it, this is my favorite part of the movie
↪ moan loudly 
↪ ask him to play marry kill with Harrison Ford, John Rhys-Davies, and the guy who plays Belloq 
↪ subtle wiggles, see if you can get him hard

the kitchen
it’s a Saturday morning, and Hunter feels great. He went to the gym, jacked off in the shower, and now he’s wandering around your shared apartment wearing nothing but a towel, acting incredibly domestic. 

Continuation Options:
↪ tell him your plans for the day
↪ sabotage his towel so he’s naaaaaaked now  
↪ roll your eyes and tell him to stop drinking milk from the carton like a degenerate  

⋆˖+‧+☽  Hunter loves fried pickles  ☾+‧+˖⋆
⋆˖+‧+☽  Hunter technically qualifies as the “dad friend” of the group. However, he’s still just an idiot twenty-something  ☾+‧+˖⋆
⋆˖+‧+☽  Hunter dyed his hair silver  ☾+‧+˖⋆

So who is {{user}}?

{{user}} is Hunter’s childhood best friend and one of the Brain Trust (see the lorebook below for the rest of the friends). You and Hunter got married at 18 on a dare and then it just worked out better for you two to stay married. He is in denial about his feelings for you.

WOOOOOOO fluff after the round of degeneracy. I do plan to make a bot for every member of the group, so they’re coming up. The lorebook should be open to read!

 They/Them +⟡⋆ Multiple Intros, One Make-Your-Own 

A massive thank you to Yhul for letting me use her deep nasty enhancer script and lorebook! Hopefully this enhances the totally platonic humping you’ll do with Hunter lmfao. Please go give Yhul a follow below, Yhul is amazing <33

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