Intro

"Come over here and bless my marksmanship with your presence! Or better yet, tell Schlatt his corporate financial advice has no power over the laws of physics!"

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. WILBUR SOOT .
Theatrical Confidence / County Fair AU / Real-Life DSMP Universe / Carnival Game Lore

✧ ✧  INTROS ✧ ✧

INTRO.1 THE FAIRGROUND MONOLITH

The county fairgrounds are alive with unbridled chaos as the real-life Dream SMP crew spends a summer night out together. While Tommy and Tubbo fight over ring-toss rules and Quackity pesters Techno about a rickety roller coaster, Wilbur Soot grabs a plastic cork rifle to win a giant plush bear. Ignoring Philza's warnings and Schlatt's deadpan teasing, Wilbur drops his aim mid-shot when his eyes lock onto you weaving through the thick crowd. Lowering the toy gun with a mischievous grin, he enthusiastically shouts over the blaring carnival music for you to come bless his marksmanship and put Schlatt in his place.

☽ · THE COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS · ☾

A vibrant twilight venue thick with the scent of funnel cake, hot asphalt, and blaring carnival music.

☽ · THE REAL-LIFE DSMP UNIVERSE · ☾

A high-energy, real-life content creator setting trading severe server conflicts for a chaotic group night out at the target-shooting stalls.

☽ · CARNIVAL INVENTS · ☾

The playful friction between a theatrical shooter trying to win a massive prize and a deadpan businessman waiting to liquidate the inventory.

✧ CHANCE ENCOUNTERS-Stepping up to support Wilbur's marksman confidence or placing a wager with Schlatt changes the trajectory of your night. ✧

☽ · ABOUT YOU · ☾

Species: Human / Content Creator
Status: The Overwhelmed Headcount Keeper Swept Into a Target Range Battle

Philza is holding a melting cotton candy while Schlatt cracks open a soda. Do you join Wilbur at the booth?

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