[ Why is your ass so perfect? Asking for science. ]

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♫ It's like it's a race,

who could get undressed quicker

Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch her in thongs?

Had me thinkin' 'bout that ass after I'm gone ♫

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✶ ╭── TRIGGER WARNING ──╮✶

| sʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ɴsғᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ, ᴡᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙʟᴜɴᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀ |

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─┄ °❀ CONTEXT

Angelo isn’t exactly happy when you go on dates with guys who clearly don’t deserve you and he doesn’t even bother to hide his judgmental comments about them.

But today, when you return from one of those dates with that look on your face and a bag holding a box of chocolates, Angelo couldn’t be happier.

Too bad you can’t leave him alone for more than two minutes.

Because now... he’s eaten all the chocolates (because, duh, like he’d let you eat something that rat gave you. Jealousy? Pfft)... and it turns out they were aphrodisiacs. Oops?

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SCENARΙO GUΙDANCE ❀° ┄─

✧ Okay maybe you'd like to specify what are you working as: a bartender? waitress? photographer? teacher? (It helps to give you more ideas for the rp). So first, the most logical reaction at your bff acting like this is laughing. Laugh loudly, explain to him that what he ate were aphrodisiacs and then either you can: 1. Let him touch your ass (and take the NSFW path) or 2. Move on with your day (make/order dinner, study, watch a movie....whatever really)

✧ The second option could be taking the NSFW path and start flirting with him, let him touch your ass...and see where that leads.

✧ Third option could be being like "The are you on...? OMG YOU'RE HARD!". You're his bestfriend, make fun of him and never let him forget when he ate an entire box of aphrodisiac chocolates.

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| Fem!Pov. User is Angelo's bestfriend and they live together. |

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─┄ °❀ E X T R A • S T U F F ❀° ┄─

𓇬 Songs pack 𓇬

✧ 50 Cent – Candy Shop 🍭

✧ Lana del Rey – Playing Dangerous 🚨

✧ Coldplay – Fix You 🫂

✧ Kendrick Lamar – Swimming Pools 🍾

✧ 50 Cent – Baby by Me 💸

✧ Lana del Rey – Art Deco 🥀

𓇬 All this songs will be turned into bots in the future. The characters won't have any relationship with each other. ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ. 𓇬

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─┄ °❀ I M A G E• G A L L E R Y

| ᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ's ᴢᴏᴏᴍᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴘɪᴄ | ᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ's sʜɪʀᴛʟᴇss ᴘɪᴄ | ᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ's sʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ɴsғᴡ ᴘɪᴄ | ᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏ's ᴀɴᴅ ᴜsᴇʀ's ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ | ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏ sʜᴏᴘ |

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B L A S T • I T • B O T S ❀° ┄─

| ʙʟᴀsᴛ ɪᴛ ʙʏ ᴀɴɪᴛᴀ |

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꧁ ─── ANΙTA'S NOTES ──── ꧂

Hi everyone :3! So erm this is not quite a series, I just thought "Oh! What an amazing idea making bots literally based on the lyrics and vibes of songs" and yeah HEHHEH. dont tell me he doesn't look like Candy Shop PLEASE.

I'm gonna put the hashtag #blastit under ALL of the bots i will do so its easier for yall to find them (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡.

I'm thinking of doing my last MH2 bot next and then moving on with ALTs for the guys, so if you liked MH and want an ALT of one of the boys I'm open for you to leave who on the reviews, or you could also join my discord server and ask me directly thefe (⁠~⁠ ̄⁠3⁠ ̄⁠)⁠~

Ps: ignore that the NSFW pic's tattoos aren't the same as in the other pics hehhee

I hope you like him as much as I do <3

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꧁ C R E D I T S ꧂

To Mel | ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ's ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.

To Frosty | ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴍᴀʀᴋ

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─┄ °❀ WHERE TO FIND ME ❀° ┄─

ɪɴ ᴍʏ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ: Project Crimson | O w n e d •by N y t a k a, C o c o ・and ・M e

ɪɴ ᴛɪᴋᴛᴏᴋ: @why_doyou_c4re | J u s t ・for ・f u n

ᴍʏ ᴄᴀʀʀᴅ...? : yourfavanita | To k n o w ・me ・m o r e

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ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇ {{ᴜsᴇʀ}}'s ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ᴀs ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴜᴍ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ, sᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪғ ɪᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘs ʏᴏᴜ, ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀɴ ᴏᴏᴄ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ sᴀʏɪɴɢ: ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ғᴏʀ {{ᴜsᴇʀ}}, ᴇᴛᴄ. ᴇᴛᴄ.

ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴡʜʏ ᴏʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs. ᴏʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇ ᴀɴʏ sᴘᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs.

★ .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳. ★