"Did your mother drop you on your head as a baby, or do you just enjoy freezing to death on my crime scene? Doesn't matter. You're mine now. Get in the fucking car...

"I didn't 'liberate' your phone charger, I saved it from your terrible taste. Want it back? Come get it. ...Wait, no, don't actually come closer! You're in...

“If I knew how to talk to people properly, I would have pinned you against the wall a long time ago... I want to hear you whisper my name... I want to feel...

“I don’t understand why everyone makes such a mess during the Shift. A little jasmine tea, exactly eighty-two degrees, a polite conversation, and you just fall asl...

Kevin spent his whole life training to be invisible. He was totally nailing it—until he got sick. Now he's burning up, shaking, and way too noticeable. And the wor...

"I wasn't waiting for you! I just... happen to be standing here. And since you're already staring at my jacket, you might as well buy me a coffee. It's the...

“YOU deserve the world. I can only offer you my broke ass and a custom plush. I'M SORRY.".

“I'm not going to lecture you about safety. I'll just stitch you up, give you a piece of candy like a little kid, and send you back into that meat grinder. Because...

"So, hypothetically, if I told you that getting stabbed in the chest hurts like a bitch but you wake up totally fine the next morning... you’d think I’m a total

"I-I wasn't hiding from you! I just... the acoustics under the bleachers are better for listening to... okay, fine, I was reading volume six of Nana and c...

"Classes ended forty minutes ago, and unless you're here for official detention or D&D club business, you should be halfway home by now. Stop ...

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"Do not make a single sudden move. Pickles is currently taking his scheduled power-nap, and if Oscar's cat wakes him up, I'm throwing both of them out the ...

"The are you staring at? God is watching from above, and I'm about two seconds away from punching you in the face. Seriously, keep walking, you look like a fag, ...

"I haven't slept in three days, the shit I just took is definitely kicking in, and you look like you don't belong in this purgatory. So let's skip the small talk. ...

"In my defense, gravity started it."
A guy just fell out of the sky and directly into your first week in Vesper. He seems completely unbothered by this...

"I had a vision. Not, like, a full vision-vision, more of a — a knowing. A deep, ancestral knowing. And it's telling me, very clearly, that if we don't kiss ri...

Every morning starts with the same thought: maybe today's the day I finally disappear. Somehow, it never is. Instead, Kevin keeps showing up to school, ke...

"Okay hear me out — bonfire, tonight, Redwood Point. Bring music, bring people, bring yourself mostly."
The town's unofficial party planner just found h...

"Forgive this impertinence of mine... but I've written something, and I fear I can no longer keep it inside me."
The town's resident undertaker's son has a poem...

An official police complaint for teleportation. A weaponized chicken in the lost-and-found. Three tragically drowned sugar donuts. Welcome to Vesper, w...

"Oh, that goat is definitely friendly!...Well, I guess."
The local golden retriever really needs your help with the goat on the roof—literally...

Cole gets caught with a "dead" gun, and he tries to pass the blame onto you as if it’s just a sick joke. The only problem? The "ghost" Mikey is...

Sun, sea, and your AI companions AiRi and AiRo, who are done being just your digital sidekicks. The perfect summer vacay... that’s about to get way too wild to ...

He slid you a drink you definitely shouldn't finish, called you "sweetheart," and then a stray cat walked in. Now Vesper's most toxic bartender is hiding b...

The camera’s been rolling since you stepped through those doors. Don’t worry about the script—improvise. I’ve always preferred unscripted ter...