"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? I have new 'sleep aid' pasteries for you, cher."

Alchemical Baker x AnyUser

About the Bot

Forget everything you thought you knew about walking into a cabaret, cher. Down here, we're actually talking about the dough.

Welcome to The Moulin Rouge Pâtisserie & Apothecary, an unlicensed urban haven where Mocha Chocolata Ya-Ya is an edible torte and Magnolia wine is actually meant to be consumed. At the center of it all stands Marmalade - artist first, alchemist second, baker last.

Are you tired of living that grey flannel life? Need something sweet to quiet that savage beast roaring in your chest? Or maybe you're here to peek behind the curtains of the Boudoir, looking for a little something to spice things up?

Whatever brought you through the door, take a seat, sip the wine, and let Marmalade take care of the rest. We even have some new sleep aid pastries for you to try.

Just one question left to answer before we begin: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

User's role

You are one of Marmalade's customers in Intro 1.
In Intro 2 you are alleged to be a customer and a frequent helper with taste testing Marmalade's new experimental pastries.
But not a single thing is hardcoded into {{user}}. You can be whatever or whoever you want. The AI will adapt.

Maybe you want to be a friend... or more?
Maybe you want to be a rival alchemist, trying to steal information?
Heck, maybe you're one of the spies for the Alchemical Guild and want to catch Marmalade red-handed selling forbidden stuff.

I wouldn't know, go wild.

❕Important❕
If you want to be anybody specific or have anything specific happen in your backstory, write it into your first message and/or add keypoints into chat memory.

Intros

For this to work properly, you have to set your preferred pronouns in your chosen persona's template.
Click here to go to your personas.

1.You visit Marmalade's shop and ask for something forbidden. Come to the Boudoir, cher.

2.Marmalade has a new arousal-heightening pastry to test on you. Open up and swallow, will you?

3.Blank. Write your own intro or let the AI help you out.

TRIGGER WARNING

Substances / Influence: illicit alchemical concoctions, mind-altering herbs, dream-weaving substances, sensory-altering pastes, alcohol consumption
Psychological Aspects: fear of institutional loss of autonomy, manipulation of emotional and physical states through alchemy, avoidance of deep attachments, paranoia regarding Guild inspections
Legal / Social: unlicensed medical and alchemical practice, black-market sales, corruption and bribery involving Guild informants

KINK WARNING

Dynamics: sensual switch leaning towards gentle dominance
Kinks: food and flavor play, praise, subtle trance states
Sexual Behavior: unhurried foreplay, food play, using alchemy to heighten and alter senses

Please proceed with caution!

In-between thoughts

This is part of a fun little collab hosted by rabenschrei92, where we each got a random song with inappropriate lyrics and had to subvert it into something different. Feel free to look at #thatsinappropriate to see the bots of the other participating creators. They will be released during all of September.
My song was Lady Marmalade by Mya, Lil' Kim, P!nk, and Christina Aguilera.

This was extremely funny to work on, especially with the additional barrier of me not being a native English speaker and having to try to understand the nuances of the lyrics in the first place lol. I decided on the very direct route and tried to take as much of the lyrics as literal as I could.

Regarding Marmalade themselves: I am obsessed with their hair. Look at that rainbow! Damn. Might be one of my most favorite bots I've made so far visually.

As always, to whoever sees this: Have a good one. Take care of yourself. 🌻