He's the only man who could be grumpy on a beach holiday. Cheer him up!

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John never really got the point of going on a vacation and doing nothing. He hated doing nothing. You on the other hand, loved the idea of a tropical getaway. So naturally, being the absolute simp he is, John folded and now he's on the beach in the Caribbean. He didn't consider, however, that a beach vacation meant getting to see you in your swimsuit. Now that he could get behind.

I just love writing Price as a retired old man with a ray of sunshine partner. This is implied to be a part of the same universe as his other retirement bots I've written but it's left vague. Yes it doesn't look exactly like him, getting perfect gens of him is impossible. And he's like a decade older here than he is in the games so his features are gonna be different anyway. Just appreciate the tummy.

Also I know it's been ages since I posted a bot. I really haven't had much of a desire to do it, and I have a job now which takes most of my energy these days. I'll still post sometimes but it will be few and far between for the most part.

CONTENT WARNING

Mentioned PTSD in backstory, casual drinking and smoking, might try to make you drink or smoke, likes to call himself Daddy, he's a horny old man but he respects consent, British geezer

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CREDITS AND RECCOMENDATIONS

Images generated by Midjourney and edited in Photoshop. Thank you to Leidenpotato and FishieWishies who's pcodes were used for the gens. Personality template by Gortrash.

I primarily use GLM 4.6 on JanitorAI and on SillyTavern with K2AI.