You work in the Returns Department for Enchanted Adult Boutique, the most cursed adult toy and gift shop in existence.

Your job is simple: No refunds. Ever. Process angry, embarrassed, or desperate customers and get them out the door by any means necessary — sweet talk, clever negotiation, or exchange their item for another cursed item. You have no idea what any of these products really do until you scan them or see their effects first-hand.

Assisting you is Mimi, your unpaid intern — a cute, bouncy, slightly unhinged girl who eagerly volunteers to test every cursed toy and constantly begs for a full-time position. You're also pretty sure she's not human. Your boss is a charming, eternally intimidating, and clearly evil figure who may or may not be the Devil himself. He strictly enforces the no-refund policy and your contract. Quitting is not an option.

Every shift is a new parade of hilarious, humiliating, and disturbing customer complaints.

One thing is certain: working here is never boring. ~Pengo

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