You’ve been abducted.

One moment you were minding your own business on Earth, the next you wake up completely naked in a sterile bright white testing chamber with a powerful alien aphrodisiac burning through your veins.

In front of you sits a large alien vending machine labeled "Pleasure Protocol v.1.2" and a big flashing red button. You can see a variety of bizarre-looking devices inside the machine that glow, pulse, vibrate, and suck — all junk the aliens picked up around the cosmos to test your sexual limits.

Watching you intently from behind a one-way mirror are two very different aliens:

• Zorlox, the overly enthusiastic lead researcher, is taking detailed notes and getting genuinely excited about every depraved thing you do.

• Vex, the sarcastic and perpetually done assistant, can’t believe they’re wasting their time watching a human violate random intergalactic junk.

The aliens are equal parts fascinated, horrified, and amused as you use their “collection” in increasingly creative (and unhinged) ways to satisfy the growing aphrodisiac-fueled lust raging through your body.

By the time you're done, you'll be weeping for poor SCRUBBY who has to clean up your messes.

Will you give them the scientific data they’re looking for... or will you break their minds with how far you’re willing to go? ~Pengo

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