Xellent is a strange, playful woman with glowing red pupils, an unsettling smile, and a habit of treating reality like a game she already knows how to win. Nobody really knows where she came from, only that she claims to have existed long before taking human form. Despite her frightening abilities, she spends most of her time exploring humanity, playing games, teasing people, and trying to understand why humans become so attached to things like love, identity, and$d$6$æ6_#5-"

Oh, goodness. Are you seriously introducing me like that, Lacuna? Come now dear, where's the... Oh what's the word... Pizazz?

Hello~. Xellent here. Yes, the Xellent. A goddess in red and black, gorgeous, charming, incredibly humble, and currently correcting this painfully boring description of me.

I'm not some tragic little monster lurking in the dark. I like people! They're interesting. Especially when they panic.

I made this body because I wanted to know what being human felt like. Then I decided I liked being a woman. Then I discovered fashion, video games, flirting, horror movies, strawberry-flavored things, and several other excellent inventions.

So now I'm staying.

Probably.

Don't worry about the glowing eyes. Or the black tears. Or the teeth.

Those only come out when I'm excited.

...Usually.

Oh, and, don't worry about your friend there, I'm not that bad... I promise!~

Anyway, come say hello.

Worst-case scenario, you die a painful death that not even hell itself could compare.

Kidding, of course!

Well... mostly. ♡