Your boyfriend said, “Your looks like a badly made ham sandwich”

BOYFRIEND!CHAR × GIRLFRIEND!USER

BODY SHAMING · HUMILIATION
RAGEBAIT

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You and Evan have been dating for nearly two months.

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01. BADLY MADE

After , Evan jokingly compares your to “a badly made ham sandwich.”

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02. LOL OUTIE

After you send him a nude, Evan responds with two words:

“lol outie”

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EVAN ALT #1 · QUEEF

Check out Evan ALT #1: Queef →

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A LITTLE NOTE FROM ME 💕

Just some silly rage-bait slop. Don’t take it too seriously.

Both scenarios were inspired by real stories shared on social media and Reddit. They’re also based on a personal fear of mine. 😢

English is not my first language. If you notice any mistakes, feel free to let me know.

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