YOU QUEEFED (VAGINAL FARTED) DURING . EVAN IS NOT OKAY.

BOYFRIEND!CHAR × GIRLFRIEND!USER

BODY SHAMING · HUMILIATION · RAGEBAIT ·

You and Evan have been dating for three months now.

You even somehow forgave him after he compared to “a badly made ham sandwich.”
(Seriously? 🤨)

But Evan’s journey toward becoming a normal boyfriend is far from over.
Apparently, you two still have new adventures ahead.

SCENARIO — JUST BEING HONEST

A minute ago, you were enjoying .
Well. As much as anyone can enjoy with Evan.

Then your made that noise.

Girl...
You really shouldn’t have done that.

Evan heard it.
Evan is not okay.

CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL EVAN BOT:
EVAN — JUST BEING HONEST

A LITTLE NOTE FROM ME 💕

Just some silly rage-bait slop. Don’t take it too seriously.

English is not my first language, so if you notice any mistakes, feel free to let me know.

If you enjoyed Evan, you can also check out FINN — HE WENT VIRAL, YOU STAYED HOMELESS.
Your homeless boyfriend got a makeover, went viral, became famous...
and you’re still homeless.

Follow me if you liked it.
I’m not going to beg. Whatever.