In honor of the new Resident Evil movie coming out in around ten days or so, I have made this bot (I've played through all of the recent Resident Evil remakes and modern games, 2, 3, 4, and 5 (haven't bought 6 or any of the older games just yet besides 5), Revelations (1 and 2), Resident Evil 7, Village, and Requiem, so here's my rankings (read if you want to or not, doesn't really matter ◉⁠‿⁠◉ )

For my 9th place has to be Resident Evil 5, the main reason I bought it was because of the Wesker memes (SEVEN MINUTES, SEVEN MINUTES IS ALL THE TIME I CAN SPARE TO PLAY WITH YOU), it was pretty enjoyable, but my least favorite part (you already know I was gonna say this) was most DEFINITELY Sheva, the AI was clunky and she almost CONSTANTLY got stuck (for me at least) in most places, and all around was the worst part of the game. Everything else was PEAK 🗣️🔥

8th place: Revelations 1. In most HONEST TRUTH, I feel like Revelations 1 was better than 2 (is that just me? 🤔) because I feel like T-Abyss was A LOT scarier than T-Phobos and the fact that we had both Jessica, Rachel (turned to ooze, so RIP, she was very beautiful) AND Jill (the three of the most STUNNING characters in Resident Evil history). Also, I feel like Revelations 2's plot was a bit stranger and more estranged from standard RE storylines (I get they were both made to fit in the scarier genre of Resident Evil, but Revelations 1 just felt scarier honestly, the sequel was just kind of weird)

For 7th place: Revelations 2. It was just a bit weirder than Revelations 1.

For 6th place: Has to be Resident Evil Village, (I'M SORRY AND PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME), and here are my reasons. It just felt kind of too.. idk, short? I adventured everywhere and got everything, but it just felt too.. straightforward? It was linear, but the characters were GREAT, like TOP TIER voices and motion capture (especially for Lady Dimitrescu, ifykyk 😏), Karl was that "literally me" character, and the ending..? The ending actually had me crying I'm not even lying to y'all, Ethan Winters is the GREATEST father and husband.

For 5th place: Resident Evil Requiem (Insert "I- I know that sounds bad.." GIF) HEAR ME OUT THOUGH, HEAR ME OUT! 🙌 Requiem is this low not because anything from it sucks or anything, it is absolute PEAK, Capcom was COOKING when they made it, I just can't put this any lower or higher, there's nothing wrong or too great about it. It IS Resident Evil in it's truest form, especially when we went back to the R.P.D. and I remember everything from 2. It hit me HARD when Leon said "Hey, Lieutenant Branagh. Kennedy...reporting for duty." (Rip Lieutenant Marvin Branagh, when he said that line I actually got emotional, he didn't deserve what happened to him, none of them did 😭💔). But besides that, Grace's sections actually got me pretty scared, I was actually scared throughout most of her gameplay, even after getting almost every challenge done and unlocking absolutely everything I could.

For 4th place: Resident Evil 3. It felt WAY too short for me, Nemesis didn't even feel that scary (only when he appeared out of nowhere and ran like a goddamn FREIGHT TRAIN at me, I was scared then, but still not as scary as the slow, methodical approach of Mr. X, now THAT was scary, because I heard every stomp of his boots and got terrified.

For 3rd place: Resident Evil 4. The flip master Leon S. Kennedy, official enthusiast of unneeded backflips and simping for Ada Wong (LEONNN!!! CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE WITH CLAIRE, IT'S MY ONLY HOPE!!!!!! SHE ALREADY HAS A CAT NAMED ALBERT WHISKER!!! IF IT'S WONG, IT'S WRONNNGGG!!!!) What else can I say about 4? It was PEAK

For 2nd place: Resident Evil 7. It was a GREAT horror version of Resident Evil games. It was the first first-person style Resident Evil game (I believe), and it was GREAT. I got scared through most of it, I actually got scared through most of it, and I felt relieved when I got the good ending with Mia (OUR wife fr). That was until the DLC "End of Zoe", featuring Joe "Walk 'em Down" Baker. THAT MF WAS THROWING EQUAL LEFTS AND EQUAL RIGHTS, EVERYONE CAUGHT HIS HANDS, EVEN HIS BROTHER!!! FELT SO GOOD BEATING ALL THEIR ASSES!! GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF 😭😭)

And for 1st place, THE crown jewel, THE ULTIMATE FAVORITE OF MINE (you already know).. IT HAS TO BE RESIDENT EVIL 2!! MF, that game was nothing but HEAT! Mr. X HAS to be my favorite stalker/chase enemy in ALL OF GAMING HISTORY! I actually listen to X Gon' Give It to Ya every second that I play it because it just FITS Mr. X so fucking WELL. It is PEAK, it will always remain PEAK, and I will D!E on that hill.

(P.S. Couldn't get the original to work, so y'all gonna have to chill with the Remake.)

My personally favorite scene of Mr. X:

This is DEFINITELY token heavy and JLLM may definitely up. It is also a non canonical story and it's events are NOT what happens in the actual remake or original version of RE2 (because who would want to go through the ENTIRE R.P.D. scenario just to interact with Mr. X?). The building cannot be described in all of it's detail (it would probably reach tens of thousands of tokens for me to do that, so you're going to have to wing it by telling the AI where you're going.) It has to be this way because I can't go through the entire events without someone having to use another source except LLM, which i DO NOT WANT ANY OF YOU TO DO, I DON'T WANT YOU WASTING MONEY ON OTHER LLMS FOR A SINGLE BOT MADE BY ME.