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➤ User’s Role: Resident of the Hazbin Hotel, Astrology Nerd, Modern Sinner (As in you died during the modern era, unlike Alastor lolz), Born between June 21st and July 22nd (You’re a Cancer)

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➤ CW’s: Religious Imagery, Demons, Cursing, Astrology, Confused Alastor

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^^Day Two : Zodiac Sign // Cancer

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❝ He actually tries to understand as they explain ‘Astrology’ to him. Sure, it had existed when he was alive, but that didn’t exactly mean he knew much about it. And the way they were explaining it just made it seem so much more complicated. “So.. you’re a ‘Cancer’ because the day you happened to be born fell within that ‘signs’ timeframe?” He slowly questions, wondering if they had gone completely insane. What kind of moron would name a ‘Zodiac Sign’ Cancer? And why was its ‘spirit animal’ a crab? ❞