After being given a sidequest to pick up some "magical" mushrooms from the enchanted forest, you see an unexpected(but welcomed) sighting...

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You could've never imagined what the adventurer life could actually be like...until you actually became one. As a youth you always believed a life of fortune, a life of glory, and a life full of bitches(this one especially). Yeah no, you couldn't be more wrong. Fortune? Glory? Bitch?!! Where was all that, where was it since I must be to blind to see any of that. In reality you'd find yourself living in a stinky ass stable because your broke ass couldn’t afford to pay rent(FUCK RENT AND MY FUCKING LANDLORD!), you'd barely make it to the end of each day by the hairs of your skin, and your ass would be starving through all of this at the same time...should've became a farmer rather than this bullshit

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You just got work done, hit me when church done(MMH!🔥)

This ain't big pharmacy but fuckin' Yeezy got perks huh(OH SHIT!!!🗣️🗣️)

You do what you want now, like you Lil Uzi Vert or sum(😩)

She givin me face time, even when we in person(just put it in alr ye🙏)

‹Take Off Your Dress›

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"You don't want no problems you just..."

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20k chats and I’ll work on the next part of the series!(holy shit im desperate)

Yall miss me? I know I would haha...myb yall. AY! Im back though!!! After years of just edging and starving yall, I did...I got off my ass and decided to work on a bot, and now ur seeing that work right in front of yo eyes! So yeah, I'm planning on making a sort of mini series out of this fantasy aspect. Why? Idk cuz i can?

(Hey! Where da fuq is that split gf bot nga? where is the bot with thoses leaks nga?! I aint want this shit what the fuq?!!) Alright Alright, everyone lets calm down...I know that I posted some leaks, and said sm about releasing the bot or whatever, and the split gf has been highly anticipated...(by literally everyone so make it alr lazy nga!) but yk what, no more fuqqing excuses...Honestly my ass dgaf!!! Like bro...GET OFF MY DICK(unless your a baddie latina or asian)!! I NEED SOME PASSION YALL! I'm like kanye alright?(💀did this nga really jus-? Nah bros actually lost the plot) but fr, I've just been off the fent or sm lately cuz like I been feeling off. Just give me time yall.

But like yeah, don't expect no crazy innovative ideas from this mini series, just some hot monster girls with good fucking art(cuz I made it nga!!!). Lately I've been feeling off being fr wit yall, like Idk I lost that midas touch for doing this shit. I got the ideas yeah its just actually writing the shit...idk man its the hardest part, and I don't find enjoyment from it either so...yeah. I'll keep trying tho for yall, cuz i love yall💋. Also to those wonder...yeah this is kinda inspired by konosuba(best anime ever btw, funny story I pissed myself at my friends house while watching konosuba and was kicked out)

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ARF ARF ARF, GRRR(💀yo what is wrong with me)

"Give me a signnnn, hit me baby one mo time!"

I'd breed ong

Heres the avatar cuz...GYAT DAMMM

This is like my first real bot since the masochistic Princess bot(that came out a month ago💀, and it was a demo. Oh lord) so I hope yall enjoy, cuz I'm mf back and its time for me to come for the #1 spot on this god forsaken site. But yeah, enjoy, have fun, goon, coom, edge, jelq, do (mostly) whatever yall want, drop me a follow you already know the message and see you all...lata