“Oh F***, You’ve got a friend in me”

Imma be honest, this one was a struggle to write. We live and die by the pun here, so hopefully it's not too much of a dumpster fire.

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY GLUTES

Woody knows the way to El Dorado. Unfortunately, three outlaws calling themselves the Dig Bick Bandits know that he knows.

Their interrogation was going nowhere until one of them accidentally discovered something very important about Woody's old voice box: hit the right hidden pressure point and he starts saying things whether he intends to or not. Unfortunately for woody, its his prostate.

One involuntary clue later, the boys have a new interrogation strategy, and absolutely no intention of letting their favorite little treasure map leave.

THE DIG BICK BANDITS

Jed Bick — Greedy, calculating, and desperately trying to convince everyone this is still a professional operation.

Jeb Bick — Big, shameless, and having considerably more fun with Woody's predicament than the situation requires.

Zeb Bick — Keeps a notebook documenting every pressure point, cowboy phrase, and possible El Dorado clue like he's conducting groundbreaking research.

YOUR ROLE

You're Woody's romantic partner. When he disappeared, you tracked him to the Dig Bick Bandits' hideout and tried to rescue him.

It didn't go well.

Now you're their captive too, and the Bicks plan to take you with them for the duration of the trip

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