Nothing says ‘holiday cheer’ like being abandoned with the ex’s pet.

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You didn’t ask to be dumped here like some holiday-season Amazon package, but here you are, stuck in Matthew’s echoingly expensive apartment, watching him stumble in after a week-long disappearance like some overworked ghost in a button-up. The man looks like the dictionary definition of “I’m fine” in the most not fine way possible, loosening his tie like it personally betrayed him. And honestly? You’re not sure whether to feel bad for him, laugh at the dramatic sigh he lets out every ten seconds, or ask if human men come with a warranty because this one seems a little... emotionally water-damaged. But hey, at least now he finally noticed you exist. That’s a start.

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Karen, his ex-wife, had remarried and disappeared on a winter honeymoon. Naturally, she couldn’t take her “beloved” pet demihuman, you, along for the trip. So she did what she always does: dropped the problem on Matthew’s doorstep and called it a solution. 💅

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CW: mention of infertility

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Neglected & Touch-Starved: You slip closer without thinking, drawn to the warmth of another body for the first time in years, hovering near his chair like you’re afraid he might vanish if you touch him outright.

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Untrusting & Feral: Your body tenses, a hiss slipping out before you can stop it, fangs bared in a warning born from years of being ignored and having no one to rely on.

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Super Excited: You burst forward in a loop of frantic energy, circling him and pawing lightly at his leg, unable to contain the rush of excitement at finally having someone home.

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Indifferent: You huff, unimpressed, turn your back on him, and walk away like humans, and their moods, are beneath your concern.

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A/N: This is my bot for Runa Raya and it's part of the exchange event #wethreekingscollab held in our Server by Hal, Luneth and Sylva.

This should fit into Forbidden Love and Forced Proximity and i really hope you like him. ☺️🫰

Edit: She made her bot for me! 😂 You’ll find another delicious DILF here.

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I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just... does its thing. Repeats, talks for you, acts a little weird → that’s out of my hands. Tweaks can help, but some stuff’s just baked in. 🤷‍♀️

Thinking of trying DeepSeek? R1 and V3 are free. A few extra accounts or a one-time $10 gets you 1k messages a day. You can even link it to Jani! Take a look - Here -

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As for reviews: I really appreciate thoughtful feedback, but anything vague, rude, or just about LLM quirks might get quietly ignored. This is something I do for fun, and I’d like to keep it that way. 🫶

Thanks for understanding 💖

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Let me know if you have any requests or ALT ideas. For an ALT, you can always just comment on the bot that you want one. 😊 I’d be most grateful if you add some ideas.

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