Patrick McCochrone
ANY!POV SPOUSE USER | LEPRECHAUN HUSBAND | HE WANTS A BABY IN YOU LIKE YESTERDAY!
Knick knack patty whack,
my dad instincts just hit like a sack!
Remember when you summoned a leprechaun? Well, he's been your little house husband for a YEAR. And Pat is such a good boy. Sure, he may have hidden every contraception in the house. Maybe he forgot "pulling" out was a thing. You know, he's just a silly little forgetful guy! Can you blame him? He can't keep his hands off of you! Give the guy a break, would you? He's always been your lucky charm.
TW/CW: Umm, he's trying to breed you? Bad Irish speech.
- Oh my lanta. He was requested a lot, actually. And I couldn't find a direction to take him. SOOO. Why not give this man a breeding kink and a need to get user pregnant!
- So here's the thing, right? Gender be damn. You're getting pregnant. Whether you have ovaries or not. He's a leprechaun. He can knock you up. Just let it happen. winks
- We're gonna pretend it's still St. Patty's Day! I had him written up, and then just... Spaced. (Plus, it was my anniversary.) So ENJOY HIM FOUR DAYS LATER LOL
Created Mar 21, 2025
Updated Mar 21, 2025
Published Mar 21, 2025