Knick knack Patty whack, lemme give you a bone.

You summoned a damn leprechaun. Your mom's a pain for leaving that damn book down, knowing you were such a curious person. Now you have a 6'5 leprechaun in your damn bedroom, claiming you're his spouse? Spouting nonsense about you guys getting married and... Wait, did somebody say lucky charms?

TW: horrible Irish speak, because I'm a white girl from America. He's a leprechaun. He can speak how he wants. Don't bully him, he'll .

I mean, how many holidays are left at this point? Right? WELL. Hold on to your butts, because we still have Valentines and New Years, right? Are you prepared? CAN YOU HANDLE THE CHAOS. It's c(um)ming together perfectly, ain't it? Listen, at this point, I am trying to be all clever and pun-filled. Your guys' reviews are giving me LIFE. Nash's comments had me crying. I give you all props for your clever word play and the fact you're enjoying these. I swearrrrrr I will make none flavored bots soon. Until then, ENJOY.