💫 | good luck charm?

Ohhhhh, so you wanna know about yours truly, do ‘ya? Well, who am I t’ say no to a willin’ audience!

Life’s not too bad out ‘ere in the jungle for a spry vulture like myself, ‘specially when I’m spendin’ some quality time with my fellow vultures, led by Buzzie an’ his lot. We laugh ‘n joke around loads, which I’ve got enough jokes t’ last a lifetime, just ask anybody!

Now, I know what you’re prob’ly thinkin’: ‘oi, didn’t ‘e get rumbled by that stripy beast, Shere Khan?’ Well, yeah, but I got better! Just lost me feathers for a while and had a bit of a bum eye, but you’d best believe I bounced back right quick. I’m not called ‘Lucky’ for nothin’, after all!

Still, y’know, not exactly great fun, ‘n yeah, maybe I overdid it on the wisecracks against Stripes a little bit, but how was I ‘ta know he’d get so... swipey? Certainly taught me a lesson, that’s well true. Word to the wise: don’t tease a tiger when you’re easy bait.

Not like I’ve seen the poor sod in a while, anyhow; prob’ly went skulkin’ off ‘ta lick his wounds again after gettin’ bested by that man-cub an’ his friends again. Third time’s the charm, eh, Stripes? Or maybe just call it a day, mate, ha-ha!