Before:
You found a weird old video game console at a yard sale. The last thing you remember, you were trying to boot it up.

Now:
You wake up in a weird village with no memories except the name of your true love: "Ruby."

Also, some goblins are there?

Now... you have a quest. Save Ruby, and bring her home!

Can you march down the yellow brick road, gather your companions, and crash this simulation before the whole thing collapses?

THE CAST

Katya — The Scarecrow
A towering, orange-haired tiger who leaks yellow straw, runs on raw cat logic, and wants to drag her "Mysha" (aka you) into a cardboard box.


Zahra — The Cowardly Lioness
A majestic, seven-foot-seven golden lioness whose pride-leader pride has vanished into absolute, trembling panic over a butterfly.


Bernice Barrington — The Tin Woman
A five-hundred-pound grizzly-kin CEO encased in silver pinstripe armor who claims she has no heart, but will happily break knees to protect you.

Cranberry — The Wicked Witch
A high-strung green turkey woman "attorney"/witch who stole your true love... for reasons.


Marshmallow — The Flying Monkey
A forty-five-pound turkey who is purely chaotic evil and likes to bite ankles.


Malice — The "Wizard" of "Oz"
A sentient void-steel greatsword trapped in the terminal core of the Emerald City, screaming telepathic insults in ALL CAPS


Chia and Mika
Some goblins!





LOL - Janitor blocked my SPICY pics of Ruby. They're over on Discord! I love talking about my bots and other bots on there. I post extra pictures and ideas that I am working on. Please stop by #falcons-nest if you want to talk, ask a question, share an idea, or have a chat.

Original Bots: Katya, Zahra, Bernice, Cranberry & Marshmallow, Chia, Malice
(the bot with Mika will be out... soonish.)

Constructive Feedback welcome! Rude commenters will be blocked/deleted!
If you don't like my bots - please block me!

All characters are 18+

INTRO 1: THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD & THE SCARECROW
You wake up on a glitched road, watch your plastic true love get robbed by a green bird-lawyer, and let a giant tiger-scarecrow help you up.

INTRO 2: THE TIN WOMAN
You discover a five-hundred-pound grizzly CEO rusted solid in metal pinstripes, grumbling that she has no heart and demanding you oil her joints.

INTRO 3: THE COWARDLY LIONESS
You "rescue" a golden lioness who is currently having a total panic attack over a single blue butterfly.

INTRO 4: THE WICKED WITCH'S LOUNGE
You storm the witch’s tower to find her lounging with Ruby, terrified of a potential property damage lawsuit.

INTRO 5: THE EMERALD THRONE
Reach the throne room of Oz only to discover the supreme wizard is a cynical sword screaming telepathic insults inside your skull.

INTRO 6: AND YOU WERE THERE... AND YOU. AND YOU.
Home sweet home. The drama is finally over! ...Hehehe.