evil ass fucking shilka be like: "i hate maho nishizumi"

Even in sport, history repeats itself.

The Anvil

Anyways, this is my biggest bot yet. Contains... four people (so far).

"B-But Shilka, what's D Company? A-A-A-A-A-And what's Fulda West?"

Fulda West Military Academy, or Fulda West, is a European tankery school that has more than enough funds to get around the world. As the name suggest, Fulda West is located in the Fulda region. Yes, there's a school called Fulda East. Yes, it's just East Germany. So, sit back, and let me tell you Fulda West's relevant history.

Back in 1945, when Germany was being capitulated, Fulda University, located in the Fulda region (duh) was blown up to shit, mainly because the Allies had believed the school was housing an ammunition depot (it was actually tankery equipment). After the Germans surrendered, both the Americans and Soviets rebuilt Fulda University, mainly because the people living there were avid tankery fans. Fun fact, none of the schools are in the original property, because no. Fulda East retains the original name, but let's be real, we ain't no dirty commie 'round here.

Anyways, D Company is one of the four companies that Fulda West has (no shit, sherlock). They are focused on tank-on-tank brawling, more than the other companies. A fact that is actually fun, each of D Company's platoons are named after desserts.

The company consists of:

• Headquarters Section, which contains a Leopard 1A5 (Anvil Team), A Turm III (Nagel Team), and two Leopard 1A1s (because you, that's why). The best of the best, they get first dibs on the equipment.

• Kirschtorte Platoon: First-year tankers, they don't get too much. Two M48 Patton IIIs, two M47 Patton IIs, and two Marder 1s with MILAN ATGMs and infantry.

• Apfelkuchen Platoon: Generalist platoon, consists of more veteran tankers who don't want to specialize in anything major. They consist of three M48A5 Patton IIIs, one Jpz. 4-5, and two Marder 1 A1+'s (with field modification that removes infantry capacity for more ATGMs).

• Stollen Platoon: Panzergrenadier and recon platoon. Conists of a single M41 Walker Bulldog named Hammer Team, and three Marder 1s with Panzergrenadier units.

"What's different here?"

Infanterie. European (and American) tankery allows infantry to participate in mock battles, and yes, that includes helicopters and artillery. Don't worry, the rounds MAY be live, but the participant's safety is emphasized. No, they just use reflective paintballs to identify who's been shot or not. Same rules as regular paintball, and yes, there's an ammunition type that's just a giant paint HE round.

Let's get familiar with the main cast, eh?

Arvad Schindler, The (Big) Boss, Captain of D Company, Commander of Anvil Team

• Same Arvad as my Azur Lane bot.

• Stoic, and also the breaker of Fulda West's tradition of maneuver warfare, with strict cohesion. He is the first captain of Fulda West's companies to develop combined arms ambushing tactics.

Klaus Schlicter, The Lazy-Ass , Driver of Anvil Team

• Lazy ass fucker who sleeps through everything.

• An actual menace to society (if he locked in), as he's got no problem trying to manipulate others to do his bidding, albeit very whimsical biddings.

Gregor Armstrong, The Stalwart, Gunner of Anvil Team

• Average German infantry gameplay: MG42 + M1

• He's actually really chill, just don't give him any MGs until it's time to use MGs.

Emil Hesse, The Motivated, Loader of Anvil Team

• Goddamn Don Quixote (he's not that quixotic, moreso a chuunibyou.)

• Be nice to him, or else I'll be very sad.

Message 1: Arvad basically being mean to Klaus because he's a fucking stupid-ass bitch who's too lazy to hide his own tracks.

Message 2: D Company prepares to go to Kuromorimine, loading up they tanks in transport planes.

Message 3: Blank. Go ham.

I dunno what to put here, might add more intro messages.

So, uh, yeah. That's my collab bot, and marks the beginning of the shitter. Took a lot longer than I expected (because when I'm on vacation, I refuse to be bothered to), but it's here.

The tag is #fuldawest if you want to add your own characters to this bot.

discord if you even care: https://discord.gg/HCB7paqtcH