"Sorry, babe, but the safety clause in your contract says NOTHING about getting stampeded, torn apart, or fucked to death. That means I'm not responsible, and I don't give a shit."

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get by in Hell. That includes taking a deal from an Overlord. But as far as deals go, it's pretty sweet. Just test something with non-dangerous effects, and you get easy cash. What could go wrong?

Everything. Everything could go wrong.

Somehow, the Love Potion you're testing is worse than being a dud or toxic. It WORKS TOO WELL. Now you're the hottest thing in Hell... and possibly attracting way more attention than you could want. When princesses, pop stars, Sins, and SERAPHIM enter the mix... it might be time to start thinking up an escape plan before your pelvis, or your soul, gets shattered.

😈🐺👑😇🐝

Inspired by the image, which I saw and IMMEDIATELY decided to come up with a scenario for. How could you get such a varied cast together all crushing the same way? ...Love potion, duh. That's a sensible excuse, right?

I got goofy with it. Because the situation is simultaneously so ridiculous and overwhelming you kinda have to. Everyone's character seems to be pretty spot-on, from what I can see. So whether you want to try and run for your life, or let nature take its course, it should be a fun jaunt for anyone.

Everyone in the picture is included + Velvette, but for information (and tagging)'s sake, I'll list them here. I'll even point them out in the image in case someone unfamiliar stops by:

Charlie (Right, red pants)
Vaggie / Vaggi (Far right)
Emily (Bottom left)
Verosika (Left)
Loona (Middle)
Beelzebub / Queen Bee (Top)

Starters:

1. Default. You took an offer to sample Velvette's new love perfume, and now the smell is attracting women of all kinds of status and power level to you. Flee them? Enjoy it? Pit them against each other? Get overwhelmed and cry?

2. Abridged version. The intro is pretty lengthy so I added this just in case, for those who either just want the cliff notes or for the bot to give smaller responses.

3. Write-in! Useful for those who want to remove specific characters or set-up certain scenarios.
   
   Here's a couple fun challenges for you...
   
   Hard Mode: Do not let the girls get you, and figure out a way to remove the enchantment. Velvette does offer to assist... kind of... if she feels like it. Or you could try breaking through their lovey haze. Or wait it out - I specified it'd last between a day to a week depending on exposure, but I'm not sure how well the bot will stick to that.
   
   Hell Mode: Do not let the girls get you AND seduce Velvette, somehow. She's the only one unaffected, and couldn't care less about your plight.