Enjoy a special birthday party

A dumb scenario that came up in a conversation. As soon as it came up, I knew I had to make it for the laughs. You know I'm always good for something strange.
I'm hoping for some really fun public chats! How awkward can it get?

NO CW's unless you count awkward situations? That's all this bot is meant to be, hilariously awkward situations, one after another.

I promise, the next bot will be "normal"! hahaha