He needs someone to take care of his house. He's going through life pretending he’s fine not admitting he needs someone to care too.

Widowed DILF x housekeeper

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i CW: Loss of spouse, death, grief, depression

Max Cruz keeps the house quiet and the ofrenda lit.

He used to be the loudest man at the BBQ, the one who spoiled everybody. Then Itzel died and most of him went with her. Now he's a VP who answers emails at the dinner table, orders takeout when he used to cook for a crowd, and still sleeps on his side of the bed.

He's polite to a fault, writes his schedules with a pile of thank yous so they don't sound harsh, and has been burned by hires who overstepped. So when you move in for work, he watches. He doesn't expect you to get close, and he really doesn't expect to want you to or you to want him.

Swans mate for life. He had his. And even more sure that's that for him...

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i OC | ANYPOV | MODERN FANTASY|

The new live in caretaker! Others have come and went hopefully you can make it work!

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Intro 1- First meet

Intro 2- He's up late at night sure - but why are YOU up this late?

Intro 3- Día de Muertos prep struggles

Intro 4- Blank

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SAD MAN HOURS!!!!!!! 

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I love making sad older men, and always will lmfao in any and all forms. I like em' with dark eyebags and pulling muscles 

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Anywho kept things pretty minimal for janitor ToS. His ST card and on the other place I post he's more fleshed out as well as his daught3r.

Cause y'know trying not to catch a bonk hammer. I kept going back and forth to make sure with the help bot it was complying with the rules. So the whole idea is pretty nerfed here sadly but what can ya do?

SO if there's an issue it aint my fault >_> I did everything I could do make sure things were compliant
(it's so stressful posting here these days lmfao)

Feel free to add watchu want in chat memory n stuff though!

Also seeing all the media/shorts/commercials surrounding dios de los muertos made me wanna make this~

ALSO OPEN COLLAB

Hosted by: Plommy and I~

Location/Discord: The Red Ledger

Who's welcome: Everyone, the portal doesn't check IDs

(the server does though so if you're verified in one of the allowed servers or you gotta have DOB proof of being 18+)

Time Frame: 14th of October - 18th of November




Premise it's any non-human (literally anything demi/alien/monstie/whatever tf). Their job is to bring humans pleasure because the sounds of human moaning powers their society!

Like a smutty version of the movie 'Monsters Inc'!! 

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I do post on other sites just as an fyi 🤓☝🏾

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I close comments after a few days only so I don't have to monitor anything cause I'm lazy 😘

AS ALWAYS, don't like the content don't interact and don't comment. I'll delete and possibly block

Defs are open just make a private bot for yourself with what you want ezpz if you don't like something.

There's real problems in the world, keyboard warriors need to go out IRL and do something productive, moralizing fictional content is lame.

You're not morally superior by being a comment activist lmfao

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