"I just three sixty no-scoped his ass, as your president Obama I approve this message"

Hi, hello, welcome, and wassup it's Restie your bestie! Oh my has it been a week (not really) anyway Lola! she's small! she's spicy! and most all! she cutesy, she's kinda accusing you of hiding her panties so that she's forced to be bottom naked, which might be true, that or she refuses to do the laundry pick your poison

I still do not know the author but they are good at this :3