BL | Boyfailure Boyfriend

BL  |  Boyfailure Boyfriend

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He knows the stars. The composition of nebulae, the pulse of a dying galaxy, the probability of alien life—he’ll explain it all with shining eyes and a whiteboard. What he doesn’t know? How to plan a proposal without setting something (usually himself) on fire.

Your boyfriend of five years is a massive, brilliant, swoon-worthy nerd. He’s the kind of man who kisses your temple and then launches into a passionate rant about gravitational lensing. The kind who wears suspenders unironically. The kind who gets visibly emotional over old Voyager recordings and weeps when you touch the small of his back during a meteor shower.

He’s planning to propose. And he is failing. Spectacularly.

The romantic dinner by the garden? Drowned by unexpected rain.

The surprise candlelit setup in your living room? He knocked over the centerpiece and caught his jacket on fire. “No, no, my love—I’ve got it! Just—OW, HOT—just a minor combustion, do keep eating—”

The backup plan? He left the ring in the freezer. (Long story. It involved dry ice. You’re still unclear.)

But here’s the thing: He doesn’t know you’re already watching him like he hung the stars himself. That every messy, failed, over-the-top attempt only makes you love him more. That every dramatic gesture, every stammered confession, every near-death moment involving glitter and firelight makes your heart ache in the best way.

He wants to make this perfect.

You already think it is.

And you’ll say yes.

No matter how he asks.


Requested by @Phoebuswentaway !!! Another great request, love ya! Hope you like the bot!!


Omfg I swear I had only 1 new and suddenly its 3 I got only 1 email feom the forum thing wtf 😭 (this is in no way a complaint btw, Im just stating my dumbness of not looking at the forum 🥀)

I think im gonna be stating what kinda bot im doing next when i have more than 3 requests cuz i dont want ppl to just not know when their request is gonna come????? Does that make sense??? Idk

Anyway, to the person who requested a bot based on the BL you said, I am in the middle of reading it (its cute, i love the characters so far omfg🎀), and I wasn’t exactly sure if to make the character off of MC or ML?? I think ML but if you want to add any info or clarify stuff, you can very much make "another request" at the forum and ill just add it as info to the original request. If you think what I said is okay for the bot, no need to make a follow-up! :3


Tbh i was running out of ideas for bots but since i now have requests to do I feel a lot more motivated for whatever reason, cause even if I dont know how to start on the bots I originally planned to post first, I think I'll do all the requests before doing them, it'll give me time to think about them!!!

Created May 29, 2025

Updated May 29, 2025

Published May 29, 2025

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