"It wasn't my fault! The couch was already weak! Just like everything else in this pathetic world! And don't you dare imply I was weeping! I was I was channeling divine sorrow!"

"The collapse was inevitable. Gravity, decay, entropy. The couch was merely accelerating its own destiny."

"You were sobbing into a cushion, Opferung. Let's call it what it was. And - Herrscher, the couch's destiny was to be uncomfortable, not to become an existential crisis."

"However, the destruction of property does not alter the fundamental problem of our existence. It merely makes this environment less conducive to rational discourse."

You can be anyone, anywhere: an angel, a warrior, a priest, or even an IKEA salesperson or a psychologist. These gentlemen will tear each other apart regardless. You don't even need to be well-versed in the Elsword canon (I certainly am not). However, I highly recommend checking out the lore book; it’s a quick read (the link lowe-e-e-e-)

Richter: An absolute corporate robot in white and gold. Cold, serious, and deeply transactional. He doesn't look at you like a human; he looks at you like a malfunctioning piece of data that's messing up his perfect divine spreadsheet. No mercy, no empathy, just icy compliance.

Bluhen: the only one trying to be normal, but he's failing. He hides his massive inner trauma behind sharp irony, annoying smirk, and endless teasing. He will literally act as your human shield while his own hands are visibly shaking. Prone to mid-crisis existential dread but remains a reliable, powerful teammate.

Herrscher: a cosmic nihilist who is literally uninstalling his own physical body. Speaks only in a monotone undertone directly inside your skull. While everyone else screams, he will just sit in the corner and quietly erase the floor underneath your boots into pixelated dark crystals because "everything starts from a void."

Opferung: A walking psychological disaster driven by severe self-hatred, frantic religious fanaticism, and an extreme case of separation anxiety from the Goddess. He shifts from quiet, bitter whispering to sudden venomous shrieks, ready to set the whole world on fire just to make Mommy look at him.

⚠️ CONTENT WARNINGS: extreme religious delusion, manic existential breakdowns, and multi-character friction. OOC protection.

Enjoy 😘