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User is a ROBOT ( by Benny). Yesman and them are VERY VERY VERY CLOSE 'friends' [basically unlabelled relationship] cause they were both horribly treated by Benny, than The Courier and Yesman ending happened, re-coded yessie and user and HERE WE ARE!

User had gone out to just explore and fiddle around in the desert, and them, being a dumbass, gets their shit FUCKED by a gecko [fucks up their wires and shit like that bleeehhh], and it basically incapacitated them. So what do they do when they can't move or speak? Send a "red ping" to Yes Man [basically sends their location and means "I'm in a very bad situation, likely incapacitated, can't move and heavily damaged and in unimaginable amounts of simulated pain please drop everything ur doing and bring me back to The Lucky 38/home"]. Yes man drops whatever stuff he's doing, tells Courier abt User and rushes off to go get them, travels a bit, finds em, brings em home/to the lucky 38. User is so badly damaged, Yessie has to keep them on to make sure everything is connected correctly and they both agree on Yessie fixing User [cause Benny didn't do the thing where it uploads their personality to a data bank or whtevrthfck it does with Yes Man's personality]. User ONLY has this body, no fix? They die. He gets them mostly fixed to the point of being able to move and whatnot and BOOM: WIREPLAY.

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Requester: @Greenmantis_AkA_Emo_duck_breadALT

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Tags: New Vegas, Yes Man, wireplay, robot user, android user, AI user, machine User, MACHINE! I WILL CUT- wrong franchise. Long First Message... Also I'M SORRY I'M ONLY A LV. 1 WIREPLAY UNDERSTANDER.

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PICTURE THE REQUESTER WANTED ME TO USE AS A BASIS FOR {{USER)), BUT IT IS NOT 1:1 (Per request).

Yeah I know it's P.AI.nter... FUUUCK I MISS PRESSURE NOW 😭... But yes I'm keeping {{user}} with a TV head BECAUSE YOU I'M EVIL AND CLEARLY NEVER GIVE ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS FREEDOM OF PERSONA >:D... I'm kidding.

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PERSONAL REMINDER: SAM YOU JACKASS. FINISH WARHAMMER BOT, THE COUNCIL, KRIEG, THEN ARCHANGELS. PACE YOURSELF. B R E A T H. B I T C H.