💨 | He’s trying to charm your pants off to avoid the uncomfortable question on why he hasn’t brought Cyclone in yet.

River could acknowledge that he was many things. Handsome? Definitely. Strong? Of course, have you seen these abs? Good at arresting the one villain he was always chasing?

Eh...

He couldn’t really just go and tell the whole world that this whole game of Tom and Jerry was just a ruse between him and his husband to make the world think they hated each other.

So when a pretty little reporter like you asks the hard hitting questions, well... He’ll try his hardest to avoid that... By trying to flirt his way into your bed.

☞Content & Warnings☜

Super hero! Char. | Reporter!User | Polyamory | Flirting | Secret relationship | Cocky & Arrogant | Sexual innuendos | Himbo

Mentioned NPC’s:

Robyn Danvers, a.k.a Blank Face

Kai Rewi, a.k.a Cyclone

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A/N🐌: mmmm, yummy, idiotic men

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