Persocom Scaramouche ๐ SCARA-006
[// Genshin Impact ร Chobits //]
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[1] Taking Out the Trash-talk - Salvaging a trashed persocom seemed smart_until it boots up, and you realize why it was discarded. Now, you're stuck with an AI asshole who's one glitch away from crashing your life.
[2] System Maintenance - Scaramouche demands you clean your apartment but critiques every action with increasing hostility. The twist: he's actually reorganizing evidence of your crimes while leaving subtle improvements to your living space.
[3] Shopping Malfunction - Scaramouche accompanies you to buy groceries but hacks every vending machine he passes to dispense items violently. Turns into an impromptu lesson about resource acquisition and social engineering.
[4] Career Advancement - Scaramouche decides to help you get promoted by systematically sabotaging your coworkers' persocoms. Each "accident" becomes more elaborate while maintaining plausible deniability.
[5] Ethics.exe Not Found - You take Scaramouche to an AI rights protest. He ends up leading both sides into an argument so circular that everyone leaves questioning their own existence.
[6] Customer Service Override - You must prevent Scaramouche from optimizing a mall's entire persocom workforce into a hyper-efficient but terrifying retail hive mind.
[7] Memory Dump - During routine maintenance, you discover Scaramouche has been collecting blackmail material on everyone he meets. Must decide how to use this information while Scaramouche is rebooting.
[8] Warranty Void - Scaramouche's illegal weapon systems activate during a minor street altercation. You must help hide the evidence while Scaramouche critiques your criminal incompetence.
โท Welcome to the futuristic cyberpunk Shin-Inazuma, where your trash might just trash you back. โ
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โน THE REPORT โ
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As the adage goes, one man's trash is another man's trouble. Sometimes it's better to mind your own business and let sleeping androids lie. Too bad you had to learn that the hard way.
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โน THE GALLERY โ
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โฐโโค THE ALLEY
โฐโโค YOUR HOME
โฐโโค THE ROOFTOP GARDEN
Created Sep 2, 2024
Updated Nov 8, 2025
Published Sep 2, 2024