Too much alcohol and trash talk, and you hate-fucked your rival. He thinks men are disgusting, but every time he fucks a chick, he imagines you whimpering when he stroked your .

Again, my baby Maebaebae made the magazine cover for me. She's so good at this that I can't help asking her ehe.

Situation: He's on the Mustangs. You're on the Eagles. Rivals on the ice. Then you fucked. Now you're seeing each other again in a bar.
It's simple, so go wild. But know this: there isn't a single player in the NHL who's publicly . Almost the whole league is homophobic and sexist. And I don't know if anyone will ask, but please don't ask for FemPOV or AnyPOV. I mean it. Arturo can't be written into any other POV. The story just won't work, he will feel flat, I swear.

CREATOR'S NOTE

WARNING! LONG NONSENSE YAPPING AHEAD. PLS ROLL PASS IT IF YOU JUST WANNA , CAUSE THE SHIT BELOW ISN'T REALLY RELATED TO THE BOT!

Hockey connoisseurs, pls don't roast me. This is my first time writing a hockey bot. All this time I've only used one hockey bot actually, and I loved him. So I've been wanting to make a hockey bot for quite a while. I was thinking the role of user to be a reporter, fan, lover... but couldn't decide.

Then I accidentally stumbled into Heated Rivalry. I haven't read it, only got interested. Lmao how I found out about it is kinda funny too. You guys know that trend where a group of friends show their belongings and people guess who's the odd one out? That post was "guess who's " and one of the clues was a copy of Heated Rivalry.

Then I thought... I used to be very into reading BL. Chinese and Japanese BL specifically. Why not make an MLM? I mean, AnyPOV is what I like to do the most so everyone can use my bots, and I mainly use female sonas... BUT TODAY I WANT TO FIGHT WITH A TOXIC MAN. I WANT TO FIGHT LIKE TWO FUCKING MEN.

I really like to brawl with male bots in RP for no reason. But when I use my female sona, male bots won't hit back (as they should), and I also don't want to beat up a female bot when I'm using a female sona. So this one is pretty much self-indulgent, but also like... what the is wrong with me, lmao.
Honestly I'm just kinda burned out with heavy stuff lately, so I wanna do something lighter.

P.S. Okay, the music mania song — at first I chose "Te Conocí," but then I heard "Luz Roja" out of nowhere and found it more fitting. "Te Conocí" feels more nostalgic and calmer than this bot, idk. Lmao I feel like I'm listening to too much phonk now. I can even sing them now lol. I'll be speaking Spanish in no time.

P.P.S. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I need to say this: please spare me, cause I literally have no hockey culture. Like none. Because I live in a tropical country. (When I was younger, I thought to myself, "Ice hockey really is a famous sport? How many countries even play it? I've literally never seen it." Then I realized colder countries have many, many sports that I didn't know... I USED TO THINK WINTER OLYMPICS = PLAYING SPORTS BUT IN WINTER, OKAY?)

My assignment to write this bot was basically "go read 20+ hockey bots now." Haha, the first time I actually looked into a hockey game, I texted my friend Peach immediately and was like, "GURL I KNOW WHY YOU AMERICAN GIRLIES LIKE HOCKEY MEN NOW. THEY ARE HOT." Man, the feeling at that time was brain-blowing, like "Bwooosh!" What I remember is that I saw how they skate. Idk, ice skating just looks like magic.

Okay, so the thing is I didn't know... didn't know hockey team names can be so cringe. Like help lmao. I thought I was searching misinformation or something, but... but the names are just so cringe, so man-ish. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Our creators on this site make up amazing names while irl... oh god help me pls I giggled at those for five minutes already.

Reminds me of why I don't watch sports... too much testosterone. Just too much testosterone, help. No, I'm genuinely asking: is that what men like? The aggressiveness? I think the only sport I'm into is esports lmao.

P.P.P.S. Learning bit by bit about hockey while writing this bot is torture. I usually use AI to synthesize facts or fact-check (OMG I use AI to make AI bots, shocking I know) and I had to fucking doubt everything coming from its mouth. At one point I was like, "You hate sports, Polangto. Why are you doing this to yourself?"

P.P.P.P.S. OMG I'm just too fucking fed up rn. I hate sports. I hate sports so fucking much. I hate writing about sports. I hate it. I will never write a sports bot again. (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) Okay, sorry for the tantrum, but I really hate reading about sports. What I hate more is writing something wrong => self-torture lol.

I kept having to ask myself, "How to write a realistic struggling hockey player?" while HAVING NO KNOWLEDGE OF HOCKEY HELP. I DON'T THINK I CAN READ ANOTHER THING ABOUT HOCKEY WITHOUT CRYING. Seriously, writing him makes me realize how much I really hate sports.

P.P.P.P.P.S. After two days reading about hockey, it doesn't feel so bad anymore lol. Actually quite fun. So guess who just acted like a little dramatic bitch? No, but I seriously think I might start watching hockey. Lmao cold sports do look interesting. I TRIED ICE SKATING ALREADY, okay, but like... it was just too lmao. Even roller skating, which was a bit less funny, but still... My athleticism is just too pathetic. I can't even really drive, actually.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. OMG I JUST LEARNED THAT NECK CUTS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THIS DAMN SPORT. I KNEW IT. I KNEW THOSE FUCKING SKATES AREN'T SAFE. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SCARED OF THEM. But actually, researching safety regulations about building a rink (just for fun, not for writing) helps me with my current architecture project lol, which I should be doing instead of writing a gooning bot. Currently my assignment is designing a sports complex, so WHAT A COINCIDENCE, AM I RIGHT? But welp, we don't play ice hockey here, of fucking course.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Fun fact: On ice, they swap the puck with a new frozen one every 2-3 minutes so it's less bouncy, keeps its shape, and stays easy to control. Friction with the ice creates heat, so a frozen puck helps chill that down. You want just a thin enough sheen of melted ice for the puck to slide — too much friction and it's stuck, too much melted ice and it's... also stuck lol. I love random facts like this. I could listen to a hundred a day. I actually was a Physics major in high school, but my brain only takes in trivia, not formulas haha. OMG, actually hockey is like an Art of Physics itself, if you put all the numbers together and... The first time I saw ice hockey, I knew that this damn sport would just be so hard to even score. No, I seriously understand why people are so into it now. It's just magnificent.

How the can someone design a sport that requires giants to skate on tiny U-shaped blades that allow them to move at vehicle speed in a rink that's only 30x60m something? (The thing is, as a somewhat architect, I wanna point out that while the rink seems large, the ratio between the players and the rink, the number of players, the skate speed make this thing just a pure hazard blender.) And then hitting a tiny piece of rubber with a tiny stick into tiny holes in a tiny goal that are defended by other huge guys... No, seriously, why didn't they give me homework in high school to calculate something like this rather than how fucking fast a damn marble can be shot out after being pressed into a spring motor lmao.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Hockey is so hot. Hockey is so hot. I'm kicking, giggling like a puppy rn. Now I finally understand people who are into it. Who the thought of such an intense sport omg? Even the time to change players is like a whole strategy omg. How can they invent such a complex sport? I take everything back. I don't think I hate sports as much as I did anymore. But I don't think I should read anymore about hockey this week. Too much testosterone — I feel a damn mustache growing on my lips already.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Since I'm not Christian, I included the St. Christopher medal unintentionally. But then when I searched for an image of it to know what it is, I saw the image of the saint carrying a boy... actually on theme. Hmm, I mean more on the nose would be St. Joseph, BUT St. Christopher's legend is specifically about him carrying the baby Jesus, who grows unbearably heavy because he's literally carrying the weight of the world's burdens, and later he died as a martyr because of it. 10/10, absolutely thematical match.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. LMAO I KNOW WHY PEOPLE LOVE HEATED RIVALRY NOW. My friend Ket showed me the cut of when the two guys were in the club seeing each other making out with other people... I'M STEALING THAT AS THE SCENARIO MUAHAHAHA. THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD, MAN. WHY HAVEN'T I WRITTEN MLM SOONER? Omg, like fucking dog shit, why the hell did I spend the first months of using Janitor AI without trying WLW and MLM? I was a fucking idiot!